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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Mr Burns : "Someone up there likes me, Smithers"
Smithers : "Someone down here likes you too, sir"
Mr Burns : "Oh, Shut ... Up"

Agnes: No more tunnels, Seymour!

homer: "jesus, allah, budha; i love you all!"

homer "doh..............nuts........mmmmmmmmmmmm doughnuts"

Bart: Here's my impression of an East German Woman!

'Keeeeees me or I'll crrrrrrush you!'

Bart "Hey jerk face, you have the face of a jerk!"

Dr Hibbert: Carl, do you suffer from diabetes?
Carl: N-n-n-n-n-o...
Dr Hibbert: Well, you do now. *Laughs*

Trent Steel: Where have you been Homer?

Homer: Well, I spend alot of time on the couch

Congregation: Don't we all

Think so. Later in that episode, some guy said 'I can't believe those trousers are made entirely out of hemp'. Can't remember who, though....

Der Nazi wrote:
> Homer (Max Power): Tie good, shirt great!

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I believe he said -

"you like shirt?"