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"Are all the girls on the Internet complete mingers?"

This has been the popular opinion since god knows when...


...Basically the theory goes: Good looking women have got better things to do than talk to internet people who they don't even know, such as going out and getting wild and stuff.


Whereas all the ugly girls have no one to talk to, so they talk to people on the internet.


Of course, this theory has flaws: because there are some hot girls who go on the computer to chat on MSN, and you know they're hot because you've seen em in real life.

The interesting part is whether the girls on gaming forums are all ugly. As a general rule, girls don't like games. They like shopping and hanging out and making you buy them stuff.

The ugly girls play games (usually RPGs) because they need something to take their mind off their uglyness. They then go on gaming forums to talk about them.

So, is every single girl who visits gaming forums a complete minger?

YOU decide...


not really, I decide, and I decide this: 'YES'.

Mr Pink wrote:
> So where is the "zeppo" then? Does he only come out at night
> or somthing?
what he does is spend all day reading the forums, then he types all his replys out that concern him. He types them in microsoft word. Then when hes ready he copys and pastes them making out hes just thought of something of the top of his head where as in fact its took him all day to think of it. But evem then he just comes out with utter SH!TE

Mr Pink wrote:
> So where is the "zeppo" then? Does he only come out at night
> or somthing?

Well, now that you mention it, yes he does.

So where is the "zeppo" then? Does he only come out at night or somthing?

*ahem*

Well I told you, you should have asked a REAL doctor how to get rid of thrush!

English_Bloke wrote:
> I have not read this topic. 10 pages, me thinks not.
>
> So, I will just say. Your reasoning for no “fit” girls being on the
> net, having better things to do and such should also apply to men.
> Therefore you sir must look like the rear end of a baboon.
>
> Am I correct?

Are you ever wrong my goodman?...although there was that one time involving marmite and my genitalia, I TOLD YOU THAT WASNT a good idea.

I have not read this topic. 10 pages, me thinks not.

So, I will just say. Your reasoning for no “fit” girls being on the net, having better things to do and such should also apply to men. Therefore you sir must look like the rear end of a baboon.

Am I correct?

@ng3l wrote:
> Just wondering if there's any mingers about today!!

HIYA

Just wondering if there's any mingers about today!!

morbo wrote:
> Talkie Toaster wrote:
> morbo wrote:
> *evil grin* do i get to milk it then, i've been told i'm good with
> hands...
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> *has to go to bed* bye
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> the goat will love some new hands on it... and GOODNIGHT dont let my goat
> bite...