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Last night I made a curry, a proper one with real ingredients. I had some hot chillies and so I deseeded and chopped them to go into the curry paste. Then I washed my hands. Then I had to go to the toilet: to do that I had to touch a certain part of my anatomy, and as soon as I did it was filled with such pain that I was sure that I would die, and not a moment too soon. Sadly I survived and for the next five hours my groinal area felt as if it were on fire. I believe that a burning sensation is a symptom of cetain STDs so I kept pretty quiet about it, but it took the shine off an otherwise delicious curry.
When I went to bed I took my contact lenses out and my eyes went the way of my groin, even though - and this is the important bit - I HAD WASHED MY HANDS A LEAST A BILLION TIMES.
On average I repeat this pantomime once a fortnight.
Does anyone have any tips for removing chillie residue from your hands? Or failing that, any stories of food related woe?
When I went to bed I took my contact lenses out and my eyes went the way of my groin, even though - and this is the important bit - I HAD WASHED MY HANDS A LEAST A BILLION TIMES.
On average I repeat this pantomime once a fortnight.
Does anyone have any tips for removing chillie residue from your hands? Or failing that, any stories of food related woe?
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cookie monster wrote:
> Wear latex gloves while removing the seeds.
Very sensible, cheers. I shall head to Boots ASAP.
> Wear latex gloves while removing the seeds.
Very sensible, cheers. I shall head to Boots ASAP.
WTF?
(To Zeppo)
(To Zeppo)
unknown kernel wrote:
> Or failing that, any stories of food related woe?
Once my and my girlfriend were drinking at home watchin a movie and she somehow spilled some coke on my head.
Needless to say, I had a really sticky head, with all this liquidy residue on it.
*goes straight over the head*
> Or failing that, any stories of food related woe?
Once my and my girlfriend were drinking at home watchin a movie and she somehow spilled some coke on my head.
Needless to say, I had a really sticky head, with all this liquidy residue on it.
*goes straight over the head*
Wear latex gloves while removing the seeds.
Last night I made a curry, a proper one with real ingredients. I had some hot chillies and so I deseeded and chopped them to go into the curry paste. Then I washed my hands. Then I had to go to the toilet: to do that I had to touch a certain part of my anatomy, and as soon as I did it was filled with such pain that I was sure that I would die, and not a moment too soon. Sadly I survived and for the next five hours my groinal area felt as if it were on fire. I believe that a burning sensation is a symptom of cetain STDs so I kept pretty quiet about it, but it took the shine off an otherwise delicious curry.
When I went to bed I took my contact lenses out and my eyes went the way of my groin, even though - and this is the important bit - I HAD WASHED MY HANDS A LEAST A BILLION TIMES.
On average I repeat this pantomime once a fortnight.
Does anyone have any tips for removing chillie residue from your hands? Or failing that, any stories of food related woe?
When I went to bed I took my contact lenses out and my eyes went the way of my groin, even though - and this is the important bit - I HAD WASHED MY HANDS A LEAST A BILLION TIMES.
On average I repeat this pantomime once a fortnight.
Does anyone have any tips for removing chillie residue from your hands? Or failing that, any stories of food related woe?
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