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"So, this morning ...."

Some joker mailed me a chicken leg in a jiffy bag.

the post mark said the lake district, so I'm assuming some freakshow went for a short break there, and after seeing a (hopefully dead) chicken, the cogs started turning upstairs, and a light bulb above their head slowly began to emit the slightest glimmer of lumination.

I'll get to the bottom of this, and if I don't, perhaps a job for English_Bloke ?

:D

still got it. may keep the jiffy bag for when I sell stuff on ebay.

they can have the chicken leg for no extra charge :D

What did you do with the leg after you got it out of the bag, did you chuck it

Mi/\\/dfrig wrote:
> Its the mini-mafia after you. Instead of a horses head in your bed its
> a chicken leg in a jiffy bag.
>
> WATCH YOUR BACK!

they'd pick me off no sweat, watching my back is a near impossible task, just staying upright today is a full time undertaking.

*looks accusingly at empty can of fosters*

Queer in the Olde English sense. "That Barnaby Brambleworth is a right queer fellow".

Its the mini-mafia after you. Instead of a horses head in your bed its a chicken leg in a jiffy bag.

WATCH YOUR BACK!

What's your address?

queer as in not right in the head, or queer as in gay as carrots?

There's a lot of queer folk in the Lake District.

LMAO, ha ha great.

I appreciate your input gamezfreak ;D