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"8:30 and I'm waiting for a sodding bed to arrive."

I'm getting a new bed today, and it's coming between 7am - 9am. I should be in one now, I'm really tired. Like that American bloke in the box, but not as "Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Anyway, let the "Bedwatch" begin!

And a groovy theme tune, such as "Hot Shot City".

Fem-Monkey?

Bedwatch sucked, it lacked Feral Hasselhoff action

monkey_miss

monkey_maam

monkey_femme?

I hereby declare Bedwatch over! It came, I assembled it and it is comfy. Now all that remains is for me and Miss Monkey_man to break it again!

"Miss Monkey_man" sounds so wrong...

If you ordered one of those bed-cars, it would have come a lot quicker. Probably.

Nope, and it's nearly 9.

Begin? You only had to wait another 15 mins after you posted this.

Is it there yet? Is it?? Is it???

I'm getting a new bed today, and it's coming between 7am - 9am. I should be in one now, I'm really tired. Like that American bloke in the box, but not as "Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Anyway, let the "Bedwatch" begin!