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"8:30 and I'm waiting for a sodding bed to arrive."

I'm getting a new bed today, and it's coming between 7am - 9am. I should be in one now, I'm really tired. Like that American bloke in the box, but not as "Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Anyway, let the "Bedwatch" begin!

You're right, it's my hand in a wig and lipstick.

There is no "Mistress_Monkey" is there?? IS THERE? no

You sicken me you dirty monkey liar.

*hungover
*a double edged sword

cookie monster wrote:
> I think that would stop me from getting to sleep.

perhaps, I would imagine when you're drunk off your ass it amplifies the nausea by a factor of 'a lot'. And climbing out of it hangover would be a lot more work, leading to work none attendance.

It's double edged sword :D

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> the sloshing sensation when you lie on it is great.

I think that would stop me from getting to sleep.

so what sort of bed are we talking about here?

a mates dad runs a water bed company, so he has a kingsize heated waterbed.

the sloshing sensation when you lie on it is great.

Bane wrote:
> And a groovy theme tune, such as "Hot Shot City".

Hot Shot City is excellent, just when you think it can't get any cornier Hasselhoff comes out with some like "Coooool it down." Genius.

I've even dedicated my tagline to it.

Bane wrote:
> monkey_maam

I like it.

Bane wrote:
> And a groovy theme tune, such as "Hot Shot City".


That is my particular favourite. Dusty Snufflepuff is an under-rated singer with oily-gull sexiness

Mistress_monkey!