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"I bid thee farewell."

The MoJo is off to Thailand for two weeks (assuming the stars and the moons align)

Oh yes. But that means I'm away for two weeks. I know, I know, I'll miss me too. Don't worry, I'll still be here in spirit. Just imagine posts about my drunken mates stealing bowling pins, walking around topless at BBQs and starting fights with hobos, and it'll be like I never left.

While I’m off getting sun burnt, rained on, STDs, insect bites and losing all my money playing Connect 4, you guys look after this place. I don’t want to come back to find SR towers burnt to the ground and El Robin running the place.

Well, it’s 21:00, Wal’s swinging by at half 10, then we’re setting off from his brother’s after midnight. But we don’t arrive there until Monday. Something is VERY wrong about that… Gotta drive to Manchester, then it’s 7 hours to Doha (that’s somewhere in the middle east, no, I’ve never heard of it either, though I bet it has sheep and hills) then another 8 hours to Bangkok…

Don’t worry, though! I have my MP3 player, I have my brother’s very expensive digital camera, a notepad and pencils for any crazy ideas that hit me while I’m travelling, and my Lord of the Rings trilogy book (which is taking up just about all the space in my bag) Man, I’m gonna look like a giant nerd. We’re talking Stryke levels of nerdiness here…

Just in case I don't make it back, here are my last words :

Goatboy - you can learn little more from me, it's time to get out on your own

Mystique - it IS actually Spider-Man, I agree now

Hercules - get out of that anus

Mr Snuggly/monkey_man - I demand more skateboarding videos, this time involving rings of fire and time portals

To everyone else - stop spamming/picking on the spammers

I’ll be back. You love me long time!

Indeed.

Bring me a tool shed, for I am hungry!

Spider-Man
*Nods*

DON'T GOOOOO! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Ahh the eastern world, where women have more body hair than most buffalos.

gamezfreak wrote:
> Will MoJoJoJo be bringing back a Thai bride?
>
> Or man-bride?

Aren't they the same thing? We are talking about the east, right?

£50 per bride is what I'm charging. You guys want some too? It's £60 if you actually want a FEMALE Thai girl. They're harder to find.

Have fun Mojo.

Remember to pack immodium.

Heh Bang cóck

Gay capital of the world.

Will MoJoJoJo be bringing back a Thai bride?

Or man-bride?

Or both?

Who knows!

Place yer bets.....

Welcome back, the SR towers are burnt to the ground and El Robin* is running the place....but hey


* = Cool guy, got nothing against him

My mate's uncle lives in Bangkok nad my mate went to visit him earlier this year. You can get dvd's for 50p each, how cool is that.

Have a great time, just dont go in the dodgy areas because they cut up tourists and sell their organs on the tailand version of Ebay. True Story.