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I really hate parades. They're stupid. They made me do one is primary school because our school took over this really crap inner city school a few miles away and all the scabby little kids with black eyes and flick knifes came to our school and stole our playtime equipment and ever since then I hated parades. There was a parade where I live something to do with "Lower the price of cucumbers" or something stupid.
Does the mayor or whoever actually give a damn?
Advisor: "Mr Mayor, there's some people who arent happy with our cucumber tax"
Mayor: "So what?"
Advisor: "Well...theyre... theyre parading!!!"
Mayor: "OH MY GOD!!!! LOWER THE PRICES NOW!"
Advisor: "Yes sir... right away sir... shine yer shoes guvnor"
Damn nation.
> I like hurling things at people.
> *polishes brick*
PMSL!