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Who invented milk?
Ok, not invented but who found out that the white stuff that came out of a cows udder was actually drinkable??
Like, was it a dare or something??
- Chris n Dave are sitting in a ye olde field bored to tears-
"Dave, dare you to jerk off that cow"
"ok"
"Dude that's the wrong one!"
"What!?"
"I can't wipe it on my new trousers! They're designer potato sack!"
*Dave licks his hand clean"
"URRRGGH! Dude that's orrible!!"
"Mmmmm, Milk"
I bet it was exactly like that.
*Nods*
Ok, not invented but who found out that the white stuff that came out of a cows udder was actually drinkable??
Like, was it a dare or something??
- Chris n Dave are sitting in a ye olde field bored to tears-
"Dave, dare you to jerk off that cow"
"ok"
"Dude that's the wrong one!"
"What!?"
"I can't wipe it on my new trousers! They're designer potato sack!"
*Dave licks his hand clean"
"URRRGGH! Dude that's orrible!!"
"Mmmmm, Milk"
I bet it was exactly like that.
*Nods*
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FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Hate to p!ss on your parade, but:
> Don't you think they just saw the calves suckling?
>
> Yeah, no so funny now, are we?
>
> I'm so bitter because my mum shot me down like this whilst having the
> exact same conversation. She spoilt my hilarious ideals. All of 'em.
*****
Mmmmm good point.
Come to think of it, it's a really stupid question.
> Hate to p!ss on your parade, but:
> Don't you think they just saw the calves suckling?
>
> Yeah, no so funny now, are we?
>
> I'm so bitter because my mum shot me down like this whilst having the
> exact same conversation. She spoilt my hilarious ideals. All of 'em.
*****
Mmmmm good point.
Come to think of it, it's a really stupid question.
UrkiE-UK wrote:
> what IS milk? is it cow cemen? how do they reproduce?!?!?!
Milk, you know - like what comes out of you boobies when you've got an ickle babby. Yeah?
They reproduce with bulls. Who are male.
Dairy cows are cows - females.
> what IS milk? is it cow cemen? how do they reproduce?!?!?!
Milk, you know - like what comes out of you boobies when you've got an ickle babby. Yeah?
They reproduce with bulls. Who are male.
Dairy cows are cows - females.
UrkiE-UK wrote:
> what IS milk? is it cow cemen? how do they reproduce?!?!?!
I do hope you are joking. It comes from cows, not bulls. Think breast feeding.
> what IS milk? is it cow cemen? how do they reproduce?!?!?!
I do hope you are joking. It comes from cows, not bulls. Think breast feeding.
Hate to p!ss on your parade, but:
Don't you think they just saw the calves suckling?
Yeah, no so funny now, are we?
I'm so bitter because my mum shot me down like this whilst having the exact same conversation. She spoilt my hilarious ideals. All of 'em.
Don't you think they just saw the calves suckling?
Yeah, no so funny now, are we?
I'm so bitter because my mum shot me down like this whilst having the exact same conversation. She spoilt my hilarious ideals. All of 'em.
what IS milk? is it cow cemen? how do they reproduce?!?!?!
Heheh. Never thought of that. Maybe it was a discovery during farmyard gals live shows 100's of years ago.
Who invented milk?
Ok, not invented but who found out that the white stuff that came out of a cows udder was actually drinkable??
Like, was it a dare or something??
- Chris n Dave are sitting in a ye olde field bored to tears-
"Dave, dare you to jerk off that cow"
"ok"
"Dude that's the wrong one!"
"What!?"
"I can't wipe it on my new trousers! They're designer potato sack!"
*Dave licks his hand clean"
"URRRGGH! Dude that's orrible!!"
"Mmmmm, Milk"
I bet it was exactly like that.
*Nods*
Ok, not invented but who found out that the white stuff that came out of a cows udder was actually drinkable??
Like, was it a dare or something??
- Chris n Dave are sitting in a ye olde field bored to tears-
"Dave, dare you to jerk off that cow"
"ok"
"Dude that's the wrong one!"
"What!?"
"I can't wipe it on my new trousers! They're designer potato sack!"
*Dave licks his hand clean"
"URRRGGH! Dude that's orrible!!"
"Mmmmm, Milk"
I bet it was exactly like that.
*Nods*
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