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"Odd question"

Who invented milk?

Ok, not invented but who found out that the white stuff that came out of a cows udder was actually drinkable??

Like, was it a dare or something??



- Chris n Dave are sitting in a ye olde field bored to tears-


"Dave, dare you to jerk off that cow"
"ok"
"Dude that's the wrong one!"
"What!?"
"I can't wipe it on my new trousers! They're designer potato sack!"
*Dave licks his hand clean"
"URRRGGH! Dude that's orrible!!"
"Mmmmm, Milk"


I bet it was exactly like that.
*Nods*

I'm guessing normal milk was invented by evolution, but apart from that, on the human side of things, here's an answer for condensed milk:

Condensed milk was invented by Elijah Hermoza Leche, the son of
Mexican immigrants who had originally moved to El Paso in the early 1800s
during an acute corn shortage in their homeland of Oaxaca.

Heh the original post was funny.

Maybe it was exactly like that, but i guess it is the same for alot of things, eg, cream, cheese.

Right I will explain it:

The umbrella term "grammar" sounds like "grandma" (aparently) and underneath this comes:

- Clauses
- Sentences
- Marked Themes
- Word Classes

So Grandma had killed santa *clause* in the *word class* and had been *sentenced* and thus was *marked*

It does kind of work!

Mi/\\/dfrig wrote:
> (This is unlikely to make NO sense whatsoever to anyone)

Mmm.

I'm doing A-level Language, so maybe we'll get a dead Santa somewhere along the line.

Azul wrote:
> Screw Santa

The ultimate yule time fetish.

Imagine a stall with that title at a Christmas Fayre.

We were doing 'mind maps' in english today and were going through the umbrella terms that fell under grammar and doing to spazzy image thing to help us rember the terms (Its A level english language, not remedial inglIsH) and somehow we got to a dead santa on the floor of a classroom with an elderly woman murdering him. Cool. Almost.

(This is unlikely to make NO sense whatsoever to anyone)

Screw Santa, only 98 days to the Christmas Cop Pon!

Oh dear.

Ah well, Guess what only 98 days until Santa visits!!

Mystique wrote:
> Mmmmm good point.
> Come to think of it, it's a really stupid question.

Don't you just feel crushed?
I was the same.

On that day, the world changed. The darkness grew in my heart and the playdo sheen of my innocent world was wiped away.

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> UrkiE-UK wrote:
> what IS milk? is it cow cemen? how do they reproduce?!?!?!
>
> I do hope you are joking. It comes from cows, not bulls. Think breast
> feeding.

On another note, bulls testicles are considered something of a delicacy.

What a load of balls.