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Went bopping last night. I think you youngsters call it “clubbing” now, bizarre. Anyway, why does it have to be so loud in there? I was trying to start an interesting conversation about fine wines with the barmaid and I couldn’t even hear myself think!
The floor was all sticky, and with all the lovely ladies walking around in very little clothing, sticky floors and inevitable tongue dangling are not a great mix.
Some people are just out to start fights with people smaller then them. One guy decided to try his luck on one of my friends, not knowing he was surrounded by approximately 50 coppers. Granted most of said coppers had their pants on their heads and were in no fit state to dance without the aid of a wall to lean against let alone tackle the 6.5” knuckle-dragging troglodyte.
So, English_Bloke has a few sherbets, English_Bloke therefore needs to use certain evacuation functions. Heads off to the toilet and pretty much has to pee through another guy’s legs to get near the urinal.
After a little more dirty dancing, we head off to home at 2am to grab a much needed 3 hours sleep before we have to be getting up to go to college.
A well, weekend now…so, um, how YOU doin?
The floor was all sticky, and with all the lovely ladies walking around in very little clothing, sticky floors and inevitable tongue dangling are not a great mix.
Some people are just out to start fights with people smaller then them. One guy decided to try his luck on one of my friends, not knowing he was surrounded by approximately 50 coppers. Granted most of said coppers had their pants on their heads and were in no fit state to dance without the aid of a wall to lean against let alone tackle the 6.5” knuckle-dragging troglodyte.
So, English_Bloke has a few sherbets, English_Bloke therefore needs to use certain evacuation functions. Heads off to the toilet and pretty much has to pee through another guy’s legs to get near the urinal.
After a little more dirty dancing, we head off to home at 2am to grab a much needed 3 hours sleep before we have to be getting up to go to college.
A well, weekend now…so, um, how YOU doin?
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Lil Ginge wrote:
> i have just reached 5 foot
Sure, but you're not a lad where all your peers are harder, meaner looking and taller than you.
> i have just reached 5 foot
Sure, but you're not a lad where all your peers are harder, meaner looking and taller than you.
*starts to swing arms*
Bless.
*Kneels down and pats Icarus on the head*
*Kneels down and pats Icarus on the head*
The floors in clubs are always sticky, its alcopops and the seamen. Sailors I mean... Yeah.
i have just reached 5 foot
Wait, could be 5 8"
5 5" I think
Why? How big (tall) are you?
Do not trample on me please
Jeez I thought you were more in region of mid twenties.
I'm nearly your age, and half your size. That's what happens when you use your brain too much, kids.
I'm nearly your age, and half your size. That's what happens when you use your brain too much, kids.
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