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"Quite Funny"

One fine day mister rabbit goes running around the forest. He sees a giraffe rolling a joint.

"Giraffe, giraffe! why do you do drugs? come run with me instead"

So the giraffe stops rolling his joint and runs with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing lines. Says the rabbit:

"Elephant elephant. why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead."

So the elephant stops and goes running with the two.

Then they come across the a lion preparing a syringe.

"Lion, lion!" cries the rabbit, "why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead."

The lion with a mighty roar bashes the rabbit to smithereens.

"No!" the giraffe and the elephant cry "why did you do that? All he was trying to do was to help you out!"

"Damn rabbit always makes me run around the fcuking forest when he's on speed!" the lion replies.

:|

That's not funny.

English_Bloke wrote:
> Dark Mark™ wrote:
> You'll be waiting a while. Bob Monkhouse borrowed it because he wore
> out the "canned laughter" button on Wipeout.
>
> Did you know that there is actually no audience on that show?

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Of course I knew.

I give everyone in this forum permission to smack anyone who didn't know this square in the face with whatever item they choose.

wipeout eh? that's a mid day affair isn't it.

breakfast time for students. I used to enjoy watching that escape to the sun or whatever it was called, with that nadia bird in it with the huge norks, about brits living abroad in Mallorca and that.

I could live in permanent summer.

don't test me, jim-hat.
I don't have any left.
any

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> You'll be waiting a while. Bob Monkhouse borrowed it because he wore
> out the "canned laughter" button on Wipeout.

Did you know that there is actually no audience on that show?

They did one episode with an audience, and now just use that same opening shot for every episode they make. The laughter is the crew which they beef up a little with some canned.

I lead an interesting life…

What's a smithereens, father?

There seems to be a general feeling of dissatisfaction.
worrisome.

Fiery Salamander wrote:
> *Waits for the canned laughter*

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You'll be waiting a while. Bob Monkhouse borrowed it because he wore out the "canned laughter" button on Wipeout.

We are siamese, if you please.

I feel abused for coming into this dire thread.

gamezfreak = not happy.