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Just up the road from my training centre, (yes, I now own it…I own you too), is a Peugeot car plant. On a few of the many trucks that transport car pieces to the plant immigrants attempt to smuggle themselves in. one day, not so long ago, the police stopped one such truck and three immigrants ran out of the back. The officers followed in their car, (can’t run when you’re carrying a fairly paunchy paunch). The immigrants in an attempt to lose the officers ran into what they though was a private housing estate, rounded a corner, only to be confronted by 150 officers on parade.
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Ha ha, send them back to their own sodden country.
English...
Where do you train?
My dad works for PITO at a training centre!
Where do you train?
My dad works for PITO at a training centre!
I wouldn't wanna be a copper for one main reason - I'd have to distance myself from the majority of my friends.
If I was found round at a mates house while they were all smoking weed, I'd be in deep trouble. Also, you cannot turn a blind eye to crimes simply because you aren't on duty at the time. This means your job is in effect a 24hr one. Not my cup of tea, really.
Is it true to say that coppers only friends are other coppers? That's the impression I get, and it seems a shame.
If I was found round at a mates house while they were all smoking weed, I'd be in deep trouble. Also, you cannot turn a blind eye to crimes simply because you aren't on duty at the time. This means your job is in effect a 24hr one. Not my cup of tea, really.
Is it true to say that coppers only friends are other coppers? That's the impression I get, and it seems a shame.
Solskjær wrote:
> We now have record-numbers of Police in England and Wales, yet Crime
> still appears to be on the uprise, with something new going wrong and
> un-solved every-single-day, across the nation!
There is a reason that crime has appeared to be on a rather large rise of late. It is to do with the governments new-ish crime reporting do-hickey, can’t be assed to go into any more detail then that.
> The only reason people become Coppers is to inflate their Ego's and
> try to live out their dreams of being above-the-law and
> `Hero´-like.
> ...But instead, the end-up doubling their waistline, and realising
> that the real-life is actually nothing like what they see on The
> Bill.
RAGE! RISING!
> We now have record-numbers of Police in England and Wales, yet Crime
> still appears to be on the uprise, with something new going wrong and
> un-solved every-single-day, across the nation!
There is a reason that crime has appeared to be on a rather large rise of late. It is to do with the governments new-ish crime reporting do-hickey, can’t be assed to go into any more detail then that.
> The only reason people become Coppers is to inflate their Ego's and
> try to live out their dreams of being above-the-law and
> `Hero´-like.
> ...But instead, the end-up doubling their waistline, and realising
> that the real-life is actually nothing like what they see on The
> Bill.
RAGE! RISING!
The police suck. Lock ME up for 6 hours because my mates steal a bowling pin, when every day I see radgies attacking people in the street, drinking outside of shops, smashing windows and vandalising cars.
Although, actually, joining the police is one of my backup career plans. Sure if I trained up I could do the physical tests no problem. Hell, my mum was in the police back in the 60s. If SHE can do it, I can. But you guys still suck, English.
Although, actually, joining the police is one of my backup career plans. Sure if I trained up I could do the physical tests no problem. Hell, my mum was in the police back in the 60s. If SHE can do it, I can. But you guys still suck, English.
WOW! - The Police actually did a GOOD job!
...Not only is it funny, it's also astonishing!
We now have record-numbers of Police in England and Wales, yet Crime still appears to be on the uprise, with something new going wrong and un-solved every-single-day, across the nation!
The only reason people become Coppers is to inflate their Ego's and try to live out their dreams of being above-the-law and `Hero´-like.
...But instead, the end-up doubling their waistline, and realising that the real-life is actually nothing like what they see on The Bill.
...Not only is it funny, it's also astonishing!
We now have record-numbers of Police in England and Wales, yet Crime still appears to be on the uprise, with something new going wrong and un-solved every-single-day, across the nation!
The only reason people become Coppers is to inflate their Ego's and try to live out their dreams of being above-the-law and `Hero´-like.
...But instead, the end-up doubling their waistline, and realising that the real-life is actually nothing like what they see on The Bill.
I agree with RoJ, not amazingly funny. A little bit comic.
Amusing.
Only mildly.
Only mildly.
Thats hella funny.
Sounds like something from a comedy sketch show. Only a really low budget one. Made by crows. Cool.
Sounds like something from a comedy sketch show. Only a really low budget one. Made by crows. Cool.
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