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"Last night rawked."

Well I got over my brief stint of stupidy and went round to that girls house on the sex visit. Anyway it went very very well, glad you persuaded me to locate my dick and use it instead of being a faffy little gimp. Cheers.

Anyway thanks to you masterful persuasion skills I had some damn good sex. I wont go into details as it would be unfitting on a 'family forum', mostly because El Robin would whack off when I mentioned my explicit actions. Sheepy was bragging about his oral skills the other day but I think he has a new rival.

I'm not strictly 'seeing' (going out with her, whatever way you want to say it) the girl, I think we are going to stay sex buddies which is brilliant. You're allowed more than one sex buddy right?

Bouncer wrote:
> Alec wrote:
> I'm presuming 'rawked' means rocked or ruled or soemthing??
>
> Yeah, say it out loud

Ye i know now. I looked at it the first tuime and was a bit confuzzeled. :cD

Bouncer wrote:
> tigamilla wrote:
> Bouncer wrote:
>
> Sheepy was bragging about his oral skills the other
> day but I think he has a new rival.
>
> Ha! Count me as another rival ...
>
> We should start a club or something!

heh heh "Access denied until 8:00pm to this section of the forums"

Caught me out there.

*shudders*
Urr.... I'll never look at a package (as in from Royal Mail, delivered) the same way again.

*shudders*

Icarus wrote:
> Caught me out there.
>
> *shudders*
> Urr.... I'll never look at a package (as in from Royal Mail,
> delivered) the same way again.
>
> *shudders*

That is a nasty thought...

*Ugh!! Royal Mail packages could contain all manner of wierd sexual objects..

And next time the delivery bloke knocks on the door and asks you to sign the paper so he can deliver his package to you, you'll run inside, bolt the windows and grab a shotgun.

*cough*

I just ordered a hard drive online too...

Damn multiple meaning in words...

Better than 3 1/2 inch floppy!

NO BAD MENTAL IMAGES. THE PACKAGE WAS BAD ENOUGH.

AHHHHHHH I'M GOING CRAZY

NOOOOOOOOO

Bouncer wrote:
> Better than 3 1/2 inch floppy!

LOL!!

Bouncer wrote:

> Anyway thanks to you masterful persuasion skills I had some damn good
> sex. I wont go into details as it would be unfitting on a 'family
> forum', mostly because El Robin would whack off when I mentioned my
> explicit actions.

Hey that only happend the once, and i told you too keep it to yourself :P