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Now there is about 5 of these 20 year olds and about 7 of us 15 year olds, and im not the best fighter in the world.
It is happening at 7PM on saturday, i need to good advice on how to take down people twice my size in the dark :S
> Asher D wrote:
> Make sure to kick when the other guy is down as well, fair fighting
> is just pointless in all circumstyances except like boxing and
> stuff.
>
> I can't believe you just gave this advice to a 15 year old.
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> *
I can't believe you all take me seriously sometimes.
Like any of you nerds could get someone down on the floor in the first place :-)
Until your best bud traitored and threw you down a giant pit convieniently placed in your throne room.
I must stop watching those films.
Just because one of their birds didn't like me... Bah.
Remember kids, never plead, never beg, never bargain. Just say no, and walk off. Pleading will very rarely get you out of a fight, and if it does, you'll be known as a coward by everybody. Either walk off, or fight.
> Telling them firmly you don't want any trouble and walking off,
That is what I mean by talking your way out of them.
> Buy some drugs for them as a gesture of peace. Also, mix some cyanide
> or whatever you can find in the medicine cabinet with them.
You have cyanide in your medicine cabinet!? Good God man! No wonder your catered, if you made your own food you would end up mixing sarin or anthrax with it.
And El Robin, there are two things you can do. You can pay me £1000 and I shall send my finest Immortal units from my Empire to the front line to aid you or you can phone the Pentagon saying your exact location and telling them you are Bin Laden, Mwahahahahah!, then run like hell. The protagonists will be wiped out in the blast. As will much of the town.
Oh, or you could aquire WOMD, that seems to be all the rage these days.
Doesn't work, trust me. I've tried talking my way out of several, it just infuriates the antagoniser more, until he cracks you.
Telling them firmly you don't want any trouble and walking off, ignoring their heckling, is the best way to avoid a fight. If they keep talking, ignore them, they don't have the bottle either. If they throw a punch, THEN go into mental mode and fight back.
Although not always the case, some people starting fights are hoping it doesn't happen themselves. You can ignore their pathetic insults and walk off, and forget about it.
> Make sure to kick when the other guy is down as well, fair fighting
> is just pointless in all circumstyances except like boxing and stuff.
I can't believe you just gave this advice to a 15 year old.
*Wags finger*
I think it has been said before, but REAL fights, believe it or not, are often not like you see on Angel, unless you have two highly skilled people. They involve the flailing of limbs in such a way so you appear to be having a fit to any passers by.
I watched a video the other day about public order offences and TRUST me, fights do not make you cool. It does not make you a big man to go and start on someone for no good reason.
The best advice is to avoid them at all cost, try to talk your way out of them. If you can’t, hit once and then leg it. You could claim self-defence. If you’re kicking someone while they are down on the ground you could find yourself up on quite a serious charge.
> Believe what you like dude, just because nothing interesting happens
> it your life.
Clearly nothing in comparisson to your life which is seemingly lifted straight from the pages of the Beano or Grange Hill.