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"I just screamed like a little school girl."

I went to lie down on my bed and watch T.V. Happily watching it when I head a scratching sound. I thought it was my hair against my poster, so I looked up to check. It was then that I saw the biggest spider ever. Yes it was even bigger than the one Mystique fought a few weeks ago. I screamed like a little girl. I let out burst after burst of screams. I lept up and went to get my step-father to slay the awful beast.

In a matter of minutes the fallen creature was squished upon the pavment in a mixtute of blood and yellow gunk. He won't be causing any more trouble now. It looked like an exotic spider as I've never seen anything like it before. Big, big fangs. Brown legs and the body was like a rib cage.

To get an idea of the size of the spider look at the pictures Mistique drew from her battle and think of the spider five times as large.

Note: This story may or may not have been exaggerated.

http://www.geocities.com/mysticalmonkeyoflove/spider.jpg


http://www.geocities.com/mysticalmonkeyoflove/spider2.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/mysticalmonkeyoflove/spider3.jpg

Reflective glory is fun. I have a low spider tolerance. Still checking the room for more every now and then.

I want to see this picture.

Virtuoso wrote:
> What's with all these mammoth spiders? Does anyone have
> proof/pictures?

No but mystique has/had an excellently draw picture of what happend. :D

English_Bloke wrote:
> Didn't your mum save you Myst?
*****

Yes.
But I didn't scream.

What's with all these mammoth spiders? Does anyone have proof/pictures?

Didn't your mum save you Myst?

Purlease. I barely came out of that alive. And here you are mooching on my near (but glorious) death experiance (and victory). You you...cheater cheater compulsive eater.


Least I didn't scream like a girl....and I *am* a girl!!

I hate spiders, squish em all!!!

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