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"Mildly entertaining school bus conversations"

All from today. All from the same group of 13 year-old girls.

#1

"Oh my God guess who texted me last night!!"
"who?"
"!!"
"I hate her"
"Me too, I don't know how she got my number, she's a complete retard, she types 'W-H-A-T' and 'Y-O-U'"

Report: just about managed enough self-control to hold back the laughter


#2

"shut up !!"
"why should I?"
"because you're completely e-spasticated"

(e-spasticated eh?)

"go on then, spell it", says the boy.
"E-S-P-A-S-T-I-C-A-T-E-D, HA! IN YOUR FACE!!"

(light snigger on my behalf)

"what are you laughing about?"
(Yey, now I get to speak)
"I'm laughing at you"
"why?"
"There's no 'E' at the beginning of the word spastic"
"shut up"
"Actually, define spastic"
*blank expression on little girl's face*
"do you actually know what it means?"
*little girl turns away*


My my they must hate me so much now.

#3 - the journey home

"Did you hear Mrs today? 'Button that top button, roll that skirt back down'."
"Did she say that to you?! OH MY GOD!!"
"I hate her, you don't see any of the boys complaining about it" *HUGE GRIN ON HER FACE*

I found this funny due to the fact she's about a foot-and-a-half shorter than me, but probably about the same weight. You work it out.



The youth of today, eh?

(and I did say 'mildly')

Sheepy = Jamaican for the day

Ah joost lake ol times on de boose

These stories remind me of my first 'wife' e-bertrude.

She was a right nazi.

I remember the most common one for young school kids

"Can i play snake on your phone please?????"

that did bring a smile to my somewhat miserable face....

I love bus convos..i just can't recall them, next time i hear one ill note it down, my bus journeys are quite boring unless i finish at 5:15 in which case i get college students convos (yes i am one of them)..so if u see someone one a bus writing down ur convo..yes thats me..

On another note I do listen, and i mean listen to bus convos, one my ex had to nudge me because i was nodding along to the convo as if they was talking to me as well....

My friends also get me saying...'was it you the other day that was saying u bought a new coat.....oh no sorry it was some woman on the bus..never mind'

AfroJoe wrote:
> Haha, what a bunch of e-spastics.


That made me laugh really loud! You slay me AJ :-)

On the bus me and my friends tie kids arms to the rail. What a gag.

Makes me realise how good my morning walk through the water park is. Today I saw a heron up close, innumerable ducks and a dead mouse with innards hanging out. Although that isn't usually there. You could call it a bonus, I suppose.

Timmargh wrote:
> Der Nazi wrote:
> ...
> And I hate weird, mad and stupid people.
>
> But you still come here ... ?
>
> ; ^ )

Thats a very Nice Point.

Der Nazi wrote:
> ...
> And I hate weird, mad and stupid people.

But you still come here ... ?

; ^ )

Der Nazi wrote:
> I can talk with my friends if I walk.
>
> And I hate weird, mad and stupid people.

Nobody should hate these people, i mean come on the weird, mad and stupid people make life easier for you dont they? (by pointing out these wrong things)