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"Mildly entertaining school bus conversations"

All from today. All from the same group of 13 year-old girls.

#1

"Oh my God guess who texted me last night!!"
"who?"
"!!"
"I hate her"
"Me too, I don't know how she got my number, she's a complete retard, she types 'W-H-A-T' and 'Y-O-U'"

Report: just about managed enough self-control to hold back the laughter


#2

"shut up !!"
"why should I?"
"because you're completely e-spasticated"

(e-spasticated eh?)

"go on then, spell it", says the boy.
"E-S-P-A-S-T-I-C-A-T-E-D, HA! IN YOUR FACE!!"

(light snigger on my behalf)

"what are you laughing about?"
(Yey, now I get to speak)
"I'm laughing at you"
"why?"
"There's no 'E' at the beginning of the word spastic"
"shut up"
"Actually, define spastic"
*blank expression on little girl's face*
"do you actually know what it means?"
*little girl turns away*


My my they must hate me so much now.

#3 - the journey home

"Did you hear Mrs today? 'Button that top button, roll that skirt back down'."
"Did she say that to you?! OH MY GOD!!"
"I hate her, you don't see any of the boys complaining about it" *HUGE GRIN ON HER FACE*

I found this funny due to the fact she's about a foot-and-a-half shorter than me, but probably about the same weight. You work it out.



The youth of today, eh?

(and I did say 'mildly')

All from today. All from the same group of 13 year-old girls.

#1

"Oh my God guess who texted me last night!!"
"who?"
"!!"
"I hate her"
"Me too, I don't know how she got my number, she's a complete retard, she types 'W-H-A-T' and 'Y-O-U'"

Report: just about managed enough self-control to hold back the laughter


#2

"shut up !!"
"why should I?"
"because you're completely e-spasticated"

(e-spasticated eh?)

"go on then, spell it", says the boy.
"E-S-P-A-S-T-I-C-A-T-E-D, HA! IN YOUR FACE!!"

(light snigger on my behalf)

"what are you laughing about?"
(Yey, now I get to speak)
"I'm laughing at you"
"why?"
"There's no 'E' at the beginning of the word spastic"
"shut up"
"Actually, define spastic"
*blank expression on little girl's face*
"do you actually know what it means?"
*little girl turns away*


My my they must hate me so much now.

#3 - the journey home

"Did you hear Mrs today? 'Button that top button, roll that skirt back down'."
"Did she say that to you?! OH MY GOD!!"
"I hate her, you don't see any of the boys complaining about it" *HUGE GRIN ON HER FACE*

I found this funny due to the fact she's about a foot-and-a-half shorter than me, but probably about the same weight. You work it out.



The youth of today, eh?

(and I did say 'mildly')

I miss being able to use public transport*










* this is a lie

Haha, what a bunch of e-spastics.

I avoid nutters like that by walking to/from school. Ha!

Doesn't really suprise me. I'm used to it as I haven't long finished school. Still hear it when ever I see a few kids walking along. Most are like that but there are a few that are not.

Note: I am making a rash generalistion of the school kids in my area but could well be right.

I'm almost ashamed to say I go to the same school. But I'm an A-Level student, which makes me this much better:

THIS MUCH

Der Nazi wrote:
> I avoid nutters like that by walking to/from school. Ha!

If I could walk I would, but I imagine it'd take me about 2-3 hours to get there, if not more.

Der Nazi wrote:
> I avoid nutters like that by walking to/from school. Ha!

Wheres the fun in avoiding the great nutters in todays society

Unlucky.

I lived a five minute walk from my school. Less than that, in fact.

Well, to tell the truth, I still live there, although now that I'm finished school I don't get to see the bunch of retards any more as I have to leave the house earlier and often arrive back much later. Still, I get to hear the usual jabberings on weekends, while walking past large groups of the mongos.

I can talk with my friends if I walk.

And I hate weird, mad and stupid people.