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"A Few Things"

Firstly, Pubes. I was just in the shower having a nice wash when suddenly I felt something in my mouth, it was a hair, but what kind of hair? Well, I fiddled about with it trying to get it out my mouth for a while and it wasn't coming out. I could feel it was a Pube as it was pretty long and pretty twisty you know, like a pube, man. So I get the water from the shower and try and get it out and it still isn't coming out and it's near the back of my throat. Now here's the dodgy part, at this point I either swallowed the pube or it came out, i have no idea. I also have no idea whos pube it was. Was it your Pube? Or maybe it was my Pube? Or maybe my Mums? You know, it could of been my Sisters but no, I think it were mine or my Mums for some reason. Just the taste man, I could taste it in the taste.

In other news I've considered a trim for about a week now.

I ate two Crispy Strips in KFC today then brought them back up in the loo after feeling weird.

I now have a job and I get to talk to random strangers and hot girls.

I talk to this Christian Schoolgirl every morn on the Bus but shes pretty like a rebel Christian and I'm liking it. Shes got great legs and is fun.

This morning I was about to leave home (not for good) and my Mum is watching TV, suddenly she shouts "MWA! TAKE YOUR JUMPER OR SOMETHING!" and I'm like "No" and she says "I'm watching the Weather and it says there is Cold Winds blowing in from the Attic". And at that point I just went BOOOOOOOOOOYAH and walked out.

Mi/\\/dfrig wrote:
> Cold winds from your attic?

Think about it.

Cold winds from your attic?

Haha, you eat pubes.

Firstly, Pubes. I was just in the shower having a nice wash when suddenly I felt something in my mouth, it was a hair, but what kind of hair? Well, I fiddled about with it trying to get it out my mouth for a while and it wasn't coming out. I could feel it was a Pube as it was pretty long and pretty twisty you know, like a pube, man. So I get the water from the shower and try and get it out and it still isn't coming out and it's near the back of my throat. Now here's the dodgy part, at this point I either swallowed the pube or it came out, i have no idea. I also have no idea whos pube it was. Was it your Pube? Or maybe it was my Pube? Or maybe my Mums? You know, it could of been my Sisters but no, I think it were mine or my Mums for some reason. Just the taste man, I could taste it in the taste.

In other news I've considered a trim for about a week now.

I ate two Crispy Strips in KFC today then brought them back up in the loo after feeling weird.

I now have a job and I get to talk to random strangers and hot girls.

I talk to this Christian Schoolgirl every morn on the Bus but shes pretty like a rebel Christian and I'm liking it. Shes got great legs and is fun.

This morning I was about to leave home (not for good) and my Mum is watching TV, suddenly she shouts "MWA! TAKE YOUR JUMPER OR SOMETHING!" and I'm like "No" and she says "I'm watching the Weather and it says there is Cold Winds blowing in from the Attic". And at that point I just went BOOOOOOOOOOYAH and walked out.