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"Can anyone say 'waste of two licences'?"

Aliens Vs Predator.

A film that should never happen.

Granted, it could be quite cool.

But it won't be. Because it's being directed by Paul 'not the good one' Anderson, the man behind the Resident Evil and Mortal Kombat 'movies'.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news.php?id=1712

Not only will it suck and blow in immeasurable quantities, but it's going to star Bishop... but not as Bishop. Lance Henriksen will be in it, but as a 'billionaire industrialist' on a trip to the Arctic who discovers 'two alien races engaged in the ultimate battle'.

*slow clap*

Nice one assmunch - you take two super-cool movie aliens and mash them into a dumbed down Thing ripoff, then you hire an actor who's already played a part in an Alien movie, but you have him play someone else instead. Why not hire Sigourney Weaver, to play the woman he loves? And Ian Holm as the comedy sidekick. Gah.

I have totally lost faith in comic book-style movies after the car crash that was Underworld. Don't bother getting excited, it's going to be crapola.

The sagacious one wrote:

> And then Ripey whacked his head open and lo he was in fact another
> android. I think.

I pretty sure she didn't, as he was talking her off of the walkway on which she threw herself to her doom.

Also, wasn't the real Bishop Horribly disfigured?

maddmun wrote:
> before arnie makes his appearance

And Arnies first line is "Baaaack in da f*****g house!"

But, that's the twist, Robocop IS the predator.

That's ingenius. But you missed out Robocop. He needed to come along and have a go at the predator.

Sigourney Weaver should appear at the beginning, bringing the ghostbusters with her to wipe out the aliens and predators, who will cross the streams and cause polar icecap melting which will release, NESSIE, who will then be facehugged and out will pop a mega alien, who will lay face huggers which take the characteristics of their mother, and their prey, the predator, who will be facehugged and out willpop an uber alien, but, the predator heals itself and they destroy earth, mars, juipiter, saturn, uranus, neptune, and then both melt pluto, which causes a devestating reaction, making the sun fly away into another star, causing a catamaclysimic implosion making a black hole which sucks in both the predator and the uber alien that infected it. THey will then emmerge from the black hole as one Aliubetor who will then go back to earth which has returned due to the crazy effects of the black hole, and now, every inhabitant is either a predator or an alien, who then join forces to fight the aliubetor and all get killed by it, before arnie makes his appearance as ROBOT! Who will then bring a robot army with him from the future and they will attack each other before eventually, Nessie heals itself and eats them all.

And walks (Yes, walks) out of the water at the end to destroy the very little inhabitats left in the Solar System.



I think we have an Oscar here.

The sagacious one wrote:
> I suppose that the design is set, so there is no need to change it.

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But his expertise is what makes him so good. The Terminator had already been designed, but he was still called in for T3 (and T2? I can't remember...)

P@st@ wrote:
> Please note: In alien 3 the 'real' Bishop appeared (near the end) and
> he was a multimillionaire industrialist. He did create the bishop
> driod, didn't he?
>
> I thank yow.

And then Ripey whacked his head open and lo he was in fact another android. I think.

If the real Bishop could transfer his memories into the synthetic bishop he could live forever.

Long life + lots of cash sounds good.

Please note: In alien 3 the 'real' Bishop appeared (near the end) and he was a multimillionaire industrialist. He did create the bishop driod, didn't he?

I thank yow.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Stan Winston, creator of the predator creature and the alien queen,
> hasn't even been asked to work on this film. That alone is quite
> worrying.

I suppose that the design is set, so there is no need to change it.