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I had been growing my hair fairly long-ish, and it was about 3 or so inches long, but it was getting a little too big, so needed my usual all-over shave.
To save money on having to pay extortionate hair salon grooming prices, I’d bought one of those DIY haircutting razors from Argos many years ago, and had a regular boring haircut every month or so, saving me heaps of cash. But over the last few months I thought it would be cool to try growing it long for a change, though it got the chop yesterday as it was just getting annoying.
Whenever my brother cuts my hair, or I cut his hair, we often thought it would be great if we cut somehow sculpt a mullet, but our hair isn’t usually that long for it, so the right effect would never be achieved. But yesterday was different. I had suitably long enough hair to get the proper bona-fide redneck mullet look, and it worked.
It was a proper shaved over the top and long at the back mullet.
For those few short mullet-filled minutes I paraded around like some kind of god, or a Chuckle Brother.
But all good things must come to an end. So having experienced the high-life for those few minutes, the hair cutting concluded and the gimmick mullet was lost forever. It was great while it lasted, but I wouldn't have gone outside with it.
Stringfellow didn't compare to me.
If anyone remembers the reviewer Julian Rignall from Mean Machines Magazine, they will recall his famous spiked mullet.
My hair was like that.
Obviously, all bad things must end so with the advent of more fashionable times, the mullet got the chop. Quite literally.
I had been growing my hair fairly long-ish, and it was about 3 or so inches long, but it was getting a little too big, so needed my usual all-over shave.
To save money on having to pay extortionate hair salon grooming prices, I’d bought one of those DIY haircutting razors from Argos many years ago, and had a regular boring haircut every month or so, saving me heaps of cash. But over the last few months I thought it would be cool to try growing it long for a change, though it got the chop yesterday as it was just getting annoying.
Whenever my brother cuts my hair, or I cut his hair, we often thought it would be great if we cut somehow sculpt a mullet, but our hair isn’t usually that long for it, so the right effect would never be achieved. But yesterday was different. I had suitably long enough hair to get the proper bona-fide redneck mullet look, and it worked.
It was a proper shaved over the top and long at the back mullet.
For those few short mullet-filled minutes I paraded around like some kind of god, or a Chuckle Brother.
But all good things must come to an end. So having experienced the high-life for those few minutes, the hair cutting concluded and the gimmick mullet was lost forever. It was great while it lasted, but I wouldn't have gone outside with it.