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"Hi my names Smithy and I'm a gambler - help!"

Right ok so maybe I'm not a hardcore gambler yet!

See my grandad comes up to me today and goes "oh i lost £20 down the bookies today"

Before that my mates like "oh I lost £15 down the bookies today"

And i've only lost a tenner in 4 days. Ok a tenner, not much, maybe buy a cd or a takeaway or a new shirt or something.

But see I'm getting carried away and recently the old fruit machines are becoming tempting even though there a rip-off.

I'm not a proper gambler but I'm worried I might become one.

How do i stop?

Cheers

Insult the shop owner and urinate through his letter box.

He won't let you in anymore.

Whitestripes DX said:

Insult the shop owner and urinate through his letter box.

He won't let you in anymore.

That sounds like a good idea.
Its just like giving up smoking, go from ten a day, to eight a day, to six, then four, and so on.

Whitestripes DX wrote:
> Insult the shop owner and urinate through his letter box.
>
> He won't let you in anymore.

That reminds me of a joke, but i shall spare you all...