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"Can Red Bull kill me?"

I've just had a can and I think it's given me brain damage...that'll learn me for drinking it without vodka.

Just so you know, if it does kill me I will return from the grave and exact my bloody revenge upon you all!



Except Sheepy.

I was told by my doctor not to drink Red Bull as young people who had a heart murmur have a history of dying after drinking it.

A mate of mine on a Blackpool trip thought he needed a pick-me-up, so he was taking pro-plus (caffeine pills) and he drank four vodka-red bulls. He started complaining that his hands had gone weird and he felt sick, so he stuck to water for the rest of the night. The next day he had a mother hang-over and spewed up.

But I don't think it could kill you.

lord kugai wrote:
> It just makes you hyper but it also can shrink your balls and knob, so
> drink at your own risk!

Yeah, Mystique, drink it at your own risk ...

:^|

EVERYONE who has drunk Red Bull at some point in their lives will die. It's an entropy thing.

It just makes you hyper but it also can shrink your balls and knob, so drink at your own risk!

Lil_Ginge wrote:
> OOOO what was that...
>
> Someone told me that if you drink red bull and something in
> particular it has the effect of heroin!
>
> You trip etc... hmm
>
> *nobody say red bull and heroin..*

*sigh*

OOOO what was that...

Someone told me that if you drink red bull and something in particular it has the effect of heroin!

You trip etc... hmm

*nobody say red bull and heroin..*

Hedfix wrote:
> Hell too much Sunny D'll kill you! :D

I thought it also gives your skin a yellow complexion

Everyone is writing:

True Story.

Oh yes. You are all my minions.

My mate once drank about 5 Red Bulls in one go. His eyes were like that of a coke addict, and he was hyper active. He then ran home after the drinking session was over, only to be stopped by the police because someone had just been raped, and the suspect was tall and wearing white. Fos is 6"5, was wearing white tracksuit pants and a white top, and was running. No surprise they stopped him. Classic.

Anyway, while questioning him they got a call they'd caught the real rapist, so he was let go.

True story.

Red Bull doesn't give you wings, it can give you diabeties though.