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Who? My maths teacher, who, for obvious reasons, will not be named.
It all started a while back, but I'll just skip to this morning- when the war finally began...
Entering the classroom for another fun-filled lesson of coursework I casually placed my bag on the desk- just like I do every morning. The teacher, who will be referred to as "Ms Jones", reacted to the horrific placing of the bag by saying:
"Oi, that's not on! That's disappointing that is, Chris"
Er...hahaha. Slightly miffed I continued with the lesson as usual when i looked at my watch. And, sure again, she had a good ol' moan at me. But the fact is that basically everyone in the room was chatting between themselves and she ignores them. Then I go and look away for 2 seconds and receive a moaning.
Then the declaration of war came when the person sitting behind me asked me something, and i replied "yes". Oh, that was the last straw, she screamed her head off at me! And all along others in the room were shouting, singing and lobbing things about.
All I need now is some subtle revenge...any ideas?
> Offer to go get her a coffee :cD
>
> When you get it, do something to the mug or whatever and then give it
> to her and grin as she drinks away. Oh, and why do teachers always
> sip their tea? I gulp it all down, hot or cold. Silly people.
I got in trouble for that one time. This particular teacher used to always stand up and because i was placed at the front he'd scratch his nads right in my face and i'd say 'EXSCUSE ME SIR..'
So one time he left the class and al the lads put mouse and all kinds of grossitys :S in the mug. He come back picked up mug...and could see evry single smirk so It was me who got in trouble. I spent most of that year on the other side of the classroom door :(
> do something to the mug or whatever.
Like...
:D
When you get it, do something to the mug or whatever and then give it to her and grin as she drinks away. Oh, and why do teachers always sip their tea? I gulp it all down, hot or cold. Silly people.
> Mr Pínk wrote:
> Grab yourself a tuna fish sandwich, sneak into the room she teaches
> in when its empty. Pop up the cheap sealing tiles all schools have
> and slot the sandwich in there, over the coming weeks your revenge
> shall feel good...but smell bad!
>
> Nah, it's been done before. A couple of mates once put a kipper
> behind the school library's radiator :D
Ah yes.
Last year when the year 13's left!
They decided it would be nice to leave a kipper in the toilets of the sixth form lounge OVER THE SIX WEEKS HOLS!
...so much gagging
> Grab yourself a tuna fish sandwich, sneak into the room she teaches
> in when its empty. Pop up the cheap sealing tiles all schools have
> and slot the sandwich in there, over the coming weeks your revenge
> shall feel good...but smell bad!
Nah, it's been done before. A couple of mates once put a kipper behind the school library's radiator :D
> Ñebû©haÑ wrote:
> All I need now is some subtle revenge...any ideas?
>
> you have come to the right place my friend!
>
> Grab yourself a tuna fish sandwich, sneak into the room she teaches
> in when its empty. Pop up the cheap sealing tiles all schools have
> and slot the sandwich in there, over the coming weeks your revenge
> shall feel good...but smell bad!
Indeed, Then you will have the beauty of smelling the failness and want to hurl to... *win win situation?*
> All I need now is some subtle revenge...any ideas?
you have come to the right place my friend!
Grab yourself a tuna fish sandwich, sneak into the room she teaches in when its empty. Pop up the cheap sealing tiles all schools have and slot the sandwich in there, over the coming weeks your revenge shall feel good...but smell bad!
> "Ms Jones",
*****
It's Mrs Jones isn't it?! AH HA! I broke your code! I'm a genius!.
Anyways, get over it dude, teachers don't like some pupils. Big whoop.