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Mail on Sunday. My mum's paper - god knows she's an intelligent woman so why she reads that is beyond me.
Aaaaanyhooo...
Reading it yesterday, and apart from the front-page story ("Brown people are racist too!!!!!"), there was an article that sums up exactly why I love/loathe this reactionary, inflammatory ode to uptight WASP-ishness.
"Is this the sickest tv show ever?"
All about Man vs Beast.
NOT that programme I wanted to see made where kickboxers fight polar bears etc, but where a man tries to outrun a giraffe/outeat a Kodiak bear...you get the idea.
And our beloved Mail basically blah blah'd for a whole page about it being "immoral" and "sick". Fair enough, typical biased reporting from this rag.
But what made it for me, the cherry on the indignant-cake?
"To send letters supporting the banning of this programme, send to the following address...."
They handily gave the outraged blue-rinse, homo-hating, single mum loathing, borderline racist readership a contact address.
And I loved the oh-so-serious 2 page story about Richard Whitely-in-adulterer-shocker. Imagine, our beloved-by-middle-England game-show host actually wanting to sleep with an attractive woman! Whatever next? Teens sleeping with each other, taking drugs and drinking?
Moron paper for people too snobby to buy The Sun but lacking the opposable thumbs to manage the broadsheets comfortably
Aaaaanyhooo...
Reading it yesterday, and apart from the front-page story ("Brown people are racist too!!!!!"), there was an article that sums up exactly why I love/loathe this reactionary, inflammatory ode to uptight WASP-ishness.
"Is this the sickest tv show ever?"
All about Man vs Beast.
NOT that programme I wanted to see made where kickboxers fight polar bears etc, but where a man tries to outrun a giraffe/outeat a Kodiak bear...you get the idea.
And our beloved Mail basically blah blah'd for a whole page about it being "immoral" and "sick". Fair enough, typical biased reporting from this rag.
But what made it for me, the cherry on the indignant-cake?
"To send letters supporting the banning of this programme, send to the following address...."
They handily gave the outraged blue-rinse, homo-hating, single mum loathing, borderline racist readership a contact address.
And I loved the oh-so-serious 2 page story about Richard Whitely-in-adulterer-shocker. Imagine, our beloved-by-middle-England game-show host actually wanting to sleep with an attractive woman! Whatever next? Teens sleeping with each other, taking drugs and drinking?
Moron paper for people too snobby to buy The Sun but lacking the opposable thumbs to manage the broadsheets comfortably
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Heh. In my shameful youth, I was a member of the Young Tories and a regular reader of the Mail...then it was almost like my brain woke up and said "Okay, what have I missed? You read...WHAT?!". Needless to say, I now find it difficult to read the Mail without getting the strange feeling that God wants me to track down whomever wrote the
(insert name here)aphobic bilge that has just polluted my eyes.
(insert name here)aphobic bilge that has just polluted my eyes.
What the hell is wrong with racing Giraffes? Nothing, if they didn't want to race then they wouldn't have legs. Why are people so stupid? It makes me angry when I go to the Zoo and see a Bear all lonely in his cage and I think "that's cruel, I bet he'd love, absolutely love the chance to compete in a tug of war against four Sumo wrestlers".
I think we should boycott all future olympics until they become the animal olympics and every species on Earth gets a fair chance to represent their kind.
I think we should boycott all future olympics until they become the animal olympics and every species on Earth gets a fair chance to represent their kind.
Goatboy wrote:
> Moron paper for people too snobby to buy The Sun but lacking the
> opposable thumbs to manage the broadsheets comfortably
*LMFAO*
ok, now THAT deserves a pulitzer prize!!! :)
nice one...
> Moron paper for people too snobby to buy The Sun but lacking the
> opposable thumbs to manage the broadsheets comfortably
*LMFAO*
ok, now THAT deserves a pulitzer prize!!! :)
nice one...
Mail on Sunday. My mum's paper - god knows she's an intelligent woman so why she reads that is beyond me.
Aaaaanyhooo...
Reading it yesterday, and apart from the front-page story ("Brown people are racist too!!!!!"), there was an article that sums up exactly why I love/loathe this reactionary, inflammatory ode to uptight WASP-ishness.
"Is this the sickest tv show ever?"
All about Man vs Beast.
NOT that programme I wanted to see made where kickboxers fight polar bears etc, but where a man tries to outrun a giraffe/outeat a Kodiak bear...you get the idea.
And our beloved Mail basically blah blah'd for a whole page about it being "immoral" and "sick". Fair enough, typical biased reporting from this rag.
But what made it for me, the cherry on the indignant-cake?
"To send letters supporting the banning of this programme, send to the following address...."
They handily gave the outraged blue-rinse, homo-hating, single mum loathing, borderline racist readership a contact address.
And I loved the oh-so-serious 2 page story about Richard Whitely-in-adulterer-shocker. Imagine, our beloved-by-middle-England game-show host actually wanting to sleep with an attractive woman! Whatever next? Teens sleeping with each other, taking drugs and drinking?
Moron paper for people too snobby to buy The Sun but lacking the opposable thumbs to manage the broadsheets comfortably
Aaaaanyhooo...
Reading it yesterday, and apart from the front-page story ("Brown people are racist too!!!!!"), there was an article that sums up exactly why I love/loathe this reactionary, inflammatory ode to uptight WASP-ishness.
"Is this the sickest tv show ever?"
All about Man vs Beast.
NOT that programme I wanted to see made where kickboxers fight polar bears etc, but where a man tries to outrun a giraffe/outeat a Kodiak bear...you get the idea.
And our beloved Mail basically blah blah'd for a whole page about it being "immoral" and "sick". Fair enough, typical biased reporting from this rag.
But what made it for me, the cherry on the indignant-cake?
"To send letters supporting the banning of this programme, send to the following address...."
They handily gave the outraged blue-rinse, homo-hating, single mum loathing, borderline racist readership a contact address.
And I loved the oh-so-serious 2 page story about Richard Whitely-in-adulterer-shocker. Imagine, our beloved-by-middle-England game-show host actually wanting to sleep with an attractive woman! Whatever next? Teens sleeping with each other, taking drugs and drinking?
Moron paper for people too snobby to buy The Sun but lacking the opposable thumbs to manage the broadsheets comfortably
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