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"Peep Show is hair-lairious"

No reason I used that almost-pun, but anyway Peep Show is good. Watch part two now.

And their radio show was quite good as well.

"Is it Jamie Oliver?"
"Look, you're a cockmuncher"

"I wonder what kind of socks Sophie wears... Do women wear socks? Yes, sometimes is the answer to that. Socks before or after shirt, but never before pants... It makes a man look scary... Like a chicken"

"At least I don't fancy elves and pixies..."
"What does that mean!?" *turns to Barbara* "I literally have NO idea what that is supposed to mean!"

"Yes! Blitzkrieg! I'm in the Ardenne..."

"Mark... you're... in the... stationary cupboard..."
"That's right Geoff"

"It was the behaviour of an oddball..."
"No, not an oddball... A... A maverick. You may not play by the rules but by Christ you get results..."

"Ah, see he did do it, but for a nice reason. Who's the racist now Mark?"
"Sophie... If you head that... please ignore it"

"Brown for first course... White for pudding. Browns savoury, white's the treat... 'Course, I'm the one laughing because I actually love brown toast"

"In a work related zone... sphere, I meant sphere..."..."Jesus, that sounded amazing... don't accidentally get the buggger!"

"And then I go and seal the deal by doing something wicked like this caaaarrtooon. Swastika love... It's bloody mental!"

"Do what Jeremy would do, thanks a lot Jeremy you tiit!"

Etc. I love this show :-D

"At least I don't fantasise about elves"
"I don't know what that means! I literally do not know what that means!"

"And then I go and spoil it all, by saying something stupid like...I like you"

"Yes, it was me and Barbra from accounts wasn't it? She was giving me the heart, that had the swastika in it because..."
"She's full of race-hate?"
"Yeah, she's dead racist, Barbra"

"He's got a bassline that's so good he couldn't turn it off. Literally could not physically turn it off"
"Look, you've got to realise that nothing you want in this world will ever happen. Maybe in some life you can sit by the pool sipping margheritas with a curly straw, but not in this one. You've got to turn up, log on and grind out"

That's enough for today.

saw it last night and quite enjoyed it. The nazi love heart was funny!

I find the constant references to Stalingrad quite amusing.

Some of it was funny, some of it was trying too hard to be Alan Partridge. Did these two blokes once do a late night show on Channel 4, where they went around Europe and Russia with one of those clicky-things that clicks every meter you push it? That was quite bizarre.

Funniest bit was the job interview:
"Sorry if I wobble, I'm still a bit pished from last night."

"Damn, my natural charm is only going to swing me the buger."

"Ladies don't want your hands underneath their bottoms, Mark, we've established that, it's a given"

Looking forward to it tonight.

I concur. Watched the whole thing last night, bloody fantastic :-D

"Look, you're not a paedo, you're just a normal man"

I remember the original Peep Show on German channel RTL.

There was a bit on the radio show these two were in where they were trying to come up with a TV programme idea. They came up with a docusoap on a dry cleaner's.

"We should we call it?"
"How about....Touching Cloth?"
"Yes, that sounds good. Although it's also good if a programme name has two meanings, does this?"
"Yes"
"What is it?"
"Well, when you need a poo, when you really really need a poo very badly, so badly that it's started to come out of your bottom and touch your trousers, that's touching cloth"
"..."
"..."
"Do you think that would turn people off the programme?"
"Maybe, although it may have a positive effect. It's like saying 'Even if you are touching cloth, we can still sort it out'"