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Fri 19/09/03 at 10:58
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
Sat 20/09/03 at 10:33
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"M4ke Luv"
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Sorry, i wont do it again, k
Sat 20/09/03 at 10:28
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"sdomehtongng"
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No need to quote the whole post.
Sat 20/09/03 at 10:12
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Unbeliever wrote:
> A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
> the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
>
> He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
>
> St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has
> a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will
> move."
>
> "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
>
> "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
> that she never told a lie."
>
> "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that
> one?"
>
> St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
> have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his
> entire life."
>
> "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
>
> "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling
> fan.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good joke, mate
Sat 20/09/03 at 09:44
"For the horde!!!!"
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Thanks
Fri 19/09/03 at 22:50
"slightlyshortertagl"
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:-D
Fri 19/09/03 at 22:47
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heh
Fri 19/09/03 at 22:46
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LOL they were both good, Fiery Salamander must have been waiting to use that for ages ;)
Fri 19/09/03 at 22:32
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"It's been a while.."
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Azul wrote:
> Fiery Salamander wrote:
> Tony Blairs lie clock caused hurricane Isabel.
>
> I dunno why someone hasn't credited this comment.
> Genius.

*credits comment*
Fri 19/09/03 at 22:32
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"It's been a while.."
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That's so funny.
Fri 19/09/03 at 22:29
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"Which one's pink?"
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Fiery Salamander wrote:
> Tony Blairs lie clock caused hurricane Isabel.

I dunno why someone hasn't credited this comment.
Genius.

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