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"There's one thing I hate about this time of year..."

SPIDERS!

Garden spiders I can live with because they stay in the garden, those giant house spiders though!

They're hooooge!

I've had to have 3 of them removed from the house (alive, you shouldn't kill them), and one has been killed by the cat.

I swear I saw one of these huge spiders catch a bird the other day though!

I hate them. Give me the creeps. They're just so big and hairy.

Ewwwwwwwwww.

Spiders kill flys.

I consider spiders the lesser evil.

phi11ip wrote:
> Spanky wrote:
> All I can say is grow up mate, spiders dont bother me, ive loads in
> da house, bathroom mainly
>
> The massive hooooge ones?
>
> I mean, massive!
>
> I'll try and get a piccy of one later.
>
> It was thiissssssssss big.

Yea, email me a pic or something a long them lines

There was a jumping spider in my room the other day, it was fairly small, but incredibly fast. I marvelled at its jumping skills for a few seconds, before realising its horrid potential and squishing its body asunder with the power of my thumb.

My hosue is infested with them. They're normally never around, but from about a month ago there seems to be at least 3 per-room. Oh, and i saw one outside so very big. Huuuuuuuuuge. Hiding on the shed in my garden, scuttling around killing flies. It cought a bat in its web and ate it. Treu story (ish).

My house rocks :-)

Spanky wrote:
> All I can say is grow up mate, spiders dont bother me, ive loads in
> da house, bathroom mainly

The massive hooooge ones?

I mean, massive!

I'll try and get a piccy of one later.

It was thiissssssssss big.

I hate spiders, i really do.

Remember my story about me sleeping on a wooden floor all night with nothing but a quilt? Thats because there was a nest of little spiders in my room as you may remember.

I hate em, kill em, squish em.

It's true they are pretty much good for nothing.

Why SHOULDN'T they be killed, phi11lip??

What on Earth are they good for!?
It's not as if the future of Life itself depends on the existence of every-last-one, or anything!


And anyway, I often find that these things CAN'T be killed - no matter how-hard you try!

I hit one several times with a rolled-up newspaper this morning, but it still seemed able to jump about on only two-or-three of its legs!! :@


My dog's cruel to them aswell.
But she doesn't just chew-them-up and spit them out again - she has to make them 'suffer'...!

After a few feeble attempts at cowardley grabbing one in her mouth, she'll get it, hold it between her 2 front-paws (which for some reason she seems to think are "hands"!), and rip each-one of its legs off; one-by-one!

I don't know how she does it, but it always makes me smile! :D


THEN she'll chew-up the "corpse", and leave it to rot in the sunlight. :)


Border-Terrier/Jack Russel-crosses... They're evil!! :D

phi11ip wrote:
> SPIDERS!
>
> Garden spiders I can live with because they stay in the garden, those
> giant house spiders though!
>
> They're hooooge!
>
> I've had to have 3 of them removed from the house (alive, you
> shouldn't kill them), and one has been killed by the cat.
>
> I swear I saw one of these huge spiders catch a bird the other day
> though!
>
> I hate them. Give me the creeps. They're just so big and hairy.
>
> Ewwwwwwwwww.

All I can say is grow up mate, spiders dont bother me, ive loads in da house, bathroom mainly

Don't read my "Agh" thread whatever you do...ok?

You big girls, everyone turns into a drama queen when creepy crawlies are around.