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Just got sent this at work from someone via e-mail.
Quite possibly the worst joke in the history of the planet. I kept scrolling down waiting for the punchline...
Scene: The lounge, a Gentleman's Club somewhere in London .
Two elderly military type gents, red of nose, sit relaxing in their leather armchairs, large brandies in hand .
1st Gent: I say old chap, do you remember Carruthers .
2nd Gent: Of course I remember Carruthers, from the regiment, damn fine chap .
1st Gent: Well he's gone you know .
2nd Gent: Gone you say, gone where?
1st Gent: To prison, some damn desert place .
2nd Gent: I say, that's awful, for whatever reason ?
1st Gent: Caught having it away with a camel I hear .
2nd Gent: Good God, was it a female camel .
1st Gent: Of course it was a female! What kind of chap do you think he is?
...but there was no punchline.
Unbelievable.
Quite possibly the worst joke in the history of the planet. I kept scrolling down waiting for the punchline...
Scene: The lounge, a Gentleman's Club somewhere in London .
Two elderly military type gents, red of nose, sit relaxing in their leather armchairs, large brandies in hand .
1st Gent: I say old chap, do you remember Carruthers .
2nd Gent: Of course I remember Carruthers, from the regiment, damn fine chap .
1st Gent: Well he's gone you know .
2nd Gent: Gone you say, gone where?
1st Gent: To prison, some damn desert place .
2nd Gent: I say, that's awful, for whatever reason ?
1st Gent: Caught having it away with a camel I hear .
2nd Gent: Good God, was it a female camel .
1st Gent: Of course it was a female! What kind of chap do you think he is?
...but there was no punchline.
Unbelievable.
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It would have been funnier if there wasn't so much build up. Creates a feeling of anti climax, whereas if the joke was smaller you wouldn't expect as much. That's my thought for the day (I'm on Radio 4 with it next week).
My point exactly.
Eh? That's.... that's not even a joke! It's a short story which doesn't go anywhere.
Hur hur he did it with a camel.
Poor?
POOR?
It's the worst joke I've ever seen. Ever.
POOR?
It's the worst joke I've ever seen. Ever.
Such a large set up for an incredibly poor joke.
Just got sent this at work from someone via e-mail.
Quite possibly the worst joke in the history of the planet. I kept scrolling down waiting for the punchline...
Scene: The lounge, a Gentleman's Club somewhere in London .
Two elderly military type gents, red of nose, sit relaxing in their leather armchairs, large brandies in hand .
1st Gent: I say old chap, do you remember Carruthers .
2nd Gent: Of course I remember Carruthers, from the regiment, damn fine chap .
1st Gent: Well he's gone you know .
2nd Gent: Gone you say, gone where?
1st Gent: To prison, some damn desert place .
2nd Gent: I say, that's awful, for whatever reason ?
1st Gent: Caught having it away with a camel I hear .
2nd Gent: Good God, was it a female camel .
1st Gent: Of course it was a female! What kind of chap do you think he is?
...but there was no punchline.
Unbelievable.
Quite possibly the worst joke in the history of the planet. I kept scrolling down waiting for the punchline...
Scene: The lounge, a Gentleman's Club somewhere in London .
Two elderly military type gents, red of nose, sit relaxing in their leather armchairs, large brandies in hand .
1st Gent: I say old chap, do you remember Carruthers .
2nd Gent: Of course I remember Carruthers, from the regiment, damn fine chap .
1st Gent: Well he's gone you know .
2nd Gent: Gone you say, gone where?
1st Gent: To prison, some damn desert place .
2nd Gent: I say, that's awful, for whatever reason ?
1st Gent: Caught having it away with a camel I hear .
2nd Gent: Good God, was it a female camel .
1st Gent: Of course it was a female! What kind of chap do you think he is?
...but there was no punchline.
Unbelievable.
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