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Just got sent this at work from someone via e-mail.
Quite possibly the worst joke in the history of the planet. I kept scrolling down waiting for the punchline...
Scene: The lounge, a Gentleman's Club somewhere in London .
Two elderly military type gents, red of nose, sit relaxing in their leather armchairs, large brandies in hand .
1st Gent: I say old chap, do you remember Carruthers .
2nd Gent: Of course I remember Carruthers, from the regiment, damn fine chap .
1st Gent: Well he's gone you know .
2nd Gent: Gone you say, gone where?
1st Gent: To prison, some damn desert place .
2nd Gent: I say, that's awful, for whatever reason ?
1st Gent: Caught having it away with a camel I hear .
2nd Gent: Good God, was it a female camel .
1st Gent: Of course it was a female! What kind of chap do you think he is?
...but there was no punchline.
Unbelievable.
Quite possibly the worst joke in the history of the planet. I kept scrolling down waiting for the punchline...
Scene: The lounge, a Gentleman's Club somewhere in London .
Two elderly military type gents, red of nose, sit relaxing in their leather armchairs, large brandies in hand .
1st Gent: I say old chap, do you remember Carruthers .
2nd Gent: Of course I remember Carruthers, from the regiment, damn fine chap .
1st Gent: Well he's gone you know .
2nd Gent: Gone you say, gone where?
1st Gent: To prison, some damn desert place .
2nd Gent: I say, that's awful, for whatever reason ?
1st Gent: Caught having it away with a camel I hear .
2nd Gent: Good God, was it a female camel .
1st Gent: Of course it was a female! What kind of chap do you think he is?
...but there was no punchline.
Unbelievable.
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My mate told me a joke about a Camel the other week and I still howl with laughter every time I think of it. As the joke employs some element of physical demonstration I can't divulge more...
But it was funny.
And that should be enough you ungrateful curs.
Why should I always be the butt of all the jokes, you people make me sick.
I'm off limits from now on.
But it was funny.
And that should be enough you ungrateful curs.
Why should I always be the butt of all the jokes, you people make me sick.
I'm off limits from now on.
Actually that joke made me smile, which is a lot more than most jokes do.
worse than Said in La Haine.
Ashley wrote:
> Blank wrote:
> No it wouldn't.
> Ok i was trying to be optimistic!
Optimism'll get you nowhere.
And maddmun, Unbeliever can spot the punchline easily, it's just not funny. So unfunny it sounds as if the joke must carry on, as if the punchline were only some tributary of the major punchline.
> Blank wrote:
> No it wouldn't.
> Ok i was trying to be optimistic!
Optimism'll get you nowhere.
And maddmun, Unbeliever can spot the punchline easily, it's just not funny. So unfunny it sounds as if the joke must carry on, as if the punchline were only some tributary of the major punchline.
But, that punchline was extremely obvious. It was as clear as glass.
I'm just guessing that you English folk need someone to point it out for you.
I'm just guessing that you English folk need someone to point it out for you.
Blank wrote:
> No it wouldn't.
Ok i was trying to be optimistic!
> No it wouldn't.
Ok i was trying to be optimistic!
So crap that it was funny.
Blank wrote:
> No it wouldn't.
> No it wouldn't.
No it wouldn't.
its probably quite funny if you hear it not read it, if it was being said between to stereotypical old veterans, in some old pub as a sketch on tv it would probably be fairly amusing
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