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Pssst. It’s Lisa your local psychotic prank caller. Coming to you from Los Vegas!!!!!!
Lets shut the hell up and begin…..
Mallory: Halbein’s Casino Lost and Found, Mallory speaking.
Lisa: *while weeping* Hello…..I lost something very fond to me at your casino.
Mallory: What was it honey?
Lisa: I lost my….my…..*starts crying hysterically*….my 25 dollar chip!!!!!!
Mallory: Sorry, no 25 dollar chips have been turned in darling. There’s none I see in the book.
Lisa: NO! Are you sure?
Mallory: No 25 dollar chips have been turned in. I can’t help you darling.
Lisa: WHO! Who could be that heartless to find a chip and not turn it in!!!!
Mallory: Sorry honey, but I have a book of lost items and if it’s not in here I can’t help you!
Lisa: *suddenly relaxes* Well maybe you could gimme something there that’s worth 25 or so dollars. You know, to make up for the chip….
Mallory: If you can’t identify it you can’t claim it mam!!
Lisa: A blue watch?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: A pair of keys?
Mallory: *hangs up*
10 minutes later
Mallory: Halbeins Casino Lost and Found, Mallory speaking.
Lisa: Hello, I lost something at your casino.
Mallory: *sigh* What was it?
Lisa: It was the thing two names down in the book….two or three.
Mallory: Did you call over here before!!!
Lisa: I think it was some sunglasses or a pair of hoop earings.
Mallory: I don’t got no earings or glasses for you!! You called here before for a chip!
Lisa: I’m sorry, but I’ve never called here before…
Mallory: You can’t fool me honey!!! I remember your voice!
Lisa: *manly voice* I’ve never called here be-fo in ma lyfe! Now gimme my hoop earings!
Mallory: *hangs up*
8 seconds later
Mallory: Err….Halbein’s Casino Lost and Found, Mallory speaking….
Lisa: Hello it’s me….from before. I called to say I’m sorry…
Mallory: …..ack
Lisa: I found the chip…..It was in my hand.
Mallory: STOP CALLING HERE!
Lisa: My other hand…
Mallory: Please, I’m doing my job here.
Lisa: Okay, I’ll leave you alone if you tell me what’s in the f***ing book!!!!!!
Mallory: Awwww, I can’t!!
Lisa: Just one thing!
Mallory: STOP CALLING!!!!
Lisa: Mallory……..the reason why I’m calling here so much is because I think I’m falling in love with you but I wasn’t brave enough to tell you but I guess I just did so….there….
Mallory: You don’t even know me!!
Lisa: But I want you!!
Mallory: Can’t have me.
Lisa: shhhhh shhh shhh don’t speak love
Mallory: I don’t know you!
Lisa: Shhhh. People find love in the strangest places and I…I out of all people found my love in the Lost and Found.
Mallory: I don’t like woman.
Lisa: Haha, don’t worry about that. Once your with me everything will change….haha
Mallory: I DON’T LIKE WOMAN!
Lisa: You like white woman?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: Chubby woman?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: Pretty Woman?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: What are you….non-american or something.
Mallory: I’m leaving. I can’t hold up the line this way.
Lisa: But I thought we had something special…….
Mallory: *hangs up*
Lisa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Lets shut the hell up and begin…..
Mallory: Halbein’s Casino Lost and Found, Mallory speaking.
Lisa: *while weeping* Hello…..I lost something very fond to me at your casino.
Mallory: What was it honey?
Lisa: I lost my….my…..*starts crying hysterically*….my 25 dollar chip!!!!!!
Mallory: Sorry, no 25 dollar chips have been turned in darling. There’s none I see in the book.
Lisa: NO! Are you sure?
Mallory: No 25 dollar chips have been turned in. I can’t help you darling.
Lisa: WHO! Who could be that heartless to find a chip and not turn it in!!!!
Mallory: Sorry honey, but I have a book of lost items and if it’s not in here I can’t help you!
Lisa: *suddenly relaxes* Well maybe you could gimme something there that’s worth 25 or so dollars. You know, to make up for the chip….
Mallory: If you can’t identify it you can’t claim it mam!!
Lisa: A blue watch?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: A pair of keys?
Mallory: *hangs up*
10 minutes later
Mallory: Halbeins Casino Lost and Found, Mallory speaking.
Lisa: Hello, I lost something at your casino.
Mallory: *sigh* What was it?
Lisa: It was the thing two names down in the book….two or three.
Mallory: Did you call over here before!!!
Lisa: I think it was some sunglasses or a pair of hoop earings.
Mallory: I don’t got no earings or glasses for you!! You called here before for a chip!
Lisa: I’m sorry, but I’ve never called here before…
Mallory: You can’t fool me honey!!! I remember your voice!
Lisa: *manly voice* I’ve never called here be-fo in ma lyfe! Now gimme my hoop earings!
Mallory: *hangs up*
8 seconds later
Mallory: Err….Halbein’s Casino Lost and Found, Mallory speaking….
Lisa: Hello it’s me….from before. I called to say I’m sorry…
Mallory: …..ack
Lisa: I found the chip…..It was in my hand.
Mallory: STOP CALLING HERE!
Lisa: My other hand…
Mallory: Please, I’m doing my job here.
Lisa: Okay, I’ll leave you alone if you tell me what’s in the f***ing book!!!!!!
Mallory: Awwww, I can’t!!
Lisa: Just one thing!
Mallory: STOP CALLING!!!!
Lisa: Mallory……..the reason why I’m calling here so much is because I think I’m falling in love with you but I wasn’t brave enough to tell you but I guess I just did so….there….
Mallory: You don’t even know me!!
Lisa: But I want you!!
Mallory: Can’t have me.
Lisa: shhhhh shhh shhh don’t speak love
Mallory: I don’t know you!
Lisa: Shhhh. People find love in the strangest places and I…I out of all people found my love in the Lost and Found.
Mallory: I don’t like woman.
Lisa: Haha, don’t worry about that. Once your with me everything will change….haha
Mallory: I DON’T LIKE WOMAN!
Lisa: You like white woman?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: Chubby woman?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: Pretty Woman?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: What are you….non-american or something.
Mallory: I’m leaving. I can’t hold up the line this way.
Lisa: But I thought we had something special…….
Mallory: *hangs up*
Lisa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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I missed you DC.
Azul wrote:
> Heh, that was actually pretty amusing.
> Hurrey.
> ***
>
> Where have you been lately, DC?
School, JROTC, girlfriend, and a whole lotta homework.
But don't think I forgot about you guys.
*blows kisses*
*blows a guy*
:---0
> Heh, that was actually pretty amusing.
> Hurrey.
> ***
>
> Where have you been lately, DC?
School, JROTC, girlfriend, and a whole lotta homework.
But don't think I forgot about you guys.
*blows kisses*
*blows a guy*
:---0
Everyone give a big hand to Lisa the Chimp *claps*
Heh, that was actually pretty amusing.
Hurrey.
***
Where have you been lately, DC?
Hurrey.
***
Where have you been lately, DC?
Pssst. It’s Lisa your local psychotic prank caller. Coming to you from Los Vegas!!!!!!
Lets shut the hell up and begin…..
Mallory: Halbein’s Casino Lost and Found, Mallory speaking.
Lisa: *while weeping* Hello…..I lost something very fond to me at your casino.
Mallory: What was it honey?
Lisa: I lost my….my…..*starts crying hysterically*….my 25 dollar chip!!!!!!
Mallory: Sorry, no 25 dollar chips have been turned in darling. There’s none I see in the book.
Lisa: NO! Are you sure?
Mallory: No 25 dollar chips have been turned in. I can’t help you darling.
Lisa: WHO! Who could be that heartless to find a chip and not turn it in!!!!
Mallory: Sorry honey, but I have a book of lost items and if it’s not in here I can’t help you!
Lisa: *suddenly relaxes* Well maybe you could gimme something there that’s worth 25 or so dollars. You know, to make up for the chip….
Mallory: If you can’t identify it you can’t claim it mam!!
Lisa: A blue watch?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: A pair of keys?
Mallory: *hangs up*
10 minutes later
Mallory: Halbeins Casino Lost and Found, Mallory speaking.
Lisa: Hello, I lost something at your casino.
Mallory: *sigh* What was it?
Lisa: It was the thing two names down in the book….two or three.
Mallory: Did you call over here before!!!
Lisa: I think it was some sunglasses or a pair of hoop earings.
Mallory: I don’t got no earings or glasses for you!! You called here before for a chip!
Lisa: I’m sorry, but I’ve never called here before…
Mallory: You can’t fool me honey!!! I remember your voice!
Lisa: *manly voice* I’ve never called here be-fo in ma lyfe! Now gimme my hoop earings!
Mallory: *hangs up*
8 seconds later
Mallory: Err….Halbein’s Casino Lost and Found, Mallory speaking….
Lisa: Hello it’s me….from before. I called to say I’m sorry…
Mallory: …..ack
Lisa: I found the chip…..It was in my hand.
Mallory: STOP CALLING HERE!
Lisa: My other hand…
Mallory: Please, I’m doing my job here.
Lisa: Okay, I’ll leave you alone if you tell me what’s in the f***ing book!!!!!!
Mallory: Awwww, I can’t!!
Lisa: Just one thing!
Mallory: STOP CALLING!!!!
Lisa: Mallory……..the reason why I’m calling here so much is because I think I’m falling in love with you but I wasn’t brave enough to tell you but I guess I just did so….there….
Mallory: You don’t even know me!!
Lisa: But I want you!!
Mallory: Can’t have me.
Lisa: shhhhh shhh shhh don’t speak love
Mallory: I don’t know you!
Lisa: Shhhh. People find love in the strangest places and I…I out of all people found my love in the Lost and Found.
Mallory: I don’t like woman.
Lisa: Haha, don’t worry about that. Once your with me everything will change….haha
Mallory: I DON’T LIKE WOMAN!
Lisa: You like white woman?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: Chubby woman?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: Pretty Woman?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: What are you….non-american or something.
Mallory: I’m leaving. I can’t hold up the line this way.
Lisa: But I thought we had something special…….
Mallory: *hangs up*
Lisa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Lets shut the hell up and begin…..
Mallory: Halbein’s Casino Lost and Found, Mallory speaking.
Lisa: *while weeping* Hello…..I lost something very fond to me at your casino.
Mallory: What was it honey?
Lisa: I lost my….my…..*starts crying hysterically*….my 25 dollar chip!!!!!!
Mallory: Sorry, no 25 dollar chips have been turned in darling. There’s none I see in the book.
Lisa: NO! Are you sure?
Mallory: No 25 dollar chips have been turned in. I can’t help you darling.
Lisa: WHO! Who could be that heartless to find a chip and not turn it in!!!!
Mallory: Sorry honey, but I have a book of lost items and if it’s not in here I can’t help you!
Lisa: *suddenly relaxes* Well maybe you could gimme something there that’s worth 25 or so dollars. You know, to make up for the chip….
Mallory: If you can’t identify it you can’t claim it mam!!
Lisa: A blue watch?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: A pair of keys?
Mallory: *hangs up*
10 minutes later
Mallory: Halbeins Casino Lost and Found, Mallory speaking.
Lisa: Hello, I lost something at your casino.
Mallory: *sigh* What was it?
Lisa: It was the thing two names down in the book….two or three.
Mallory: Did you call over here before!!!
Lisa: I think it was some sunglasses or a pair of hoop earings.
Mallory: I don’t got no earings or glasses for you!! You called here before for a chip!
Lisa: I’m sorry, but I’ve never called here before…
Mallory: You can’t fool me honey!!! I remember your voice!
Lisa: *manly voice* I’ve never called here be-fo in ma lyfe! Now gimme my hoop earings!
Mallory: *hangs up*
8 seconds later
Mallory: Err….Halbein’s Casino Lost and Found, Mallory speaking….
Lisa: Hello it’s me….from before. I called to say I’m sorry…
Mallory: …..ack
Lisa: I found the chip…..It was in my hand.
Mallory: STOP CALLING HERE!
Lisa: My other hand…
Mallory: Please, I’m doing my job here.
Lisa: Okay, I’ll leave you alone if you tell me what’s in the f***ing book!!!!!!
Mallory: Awwww, I can’t!!
Lisa: Just one thing!
Mallory: STOP CALLING!!!!
Lisa: Mallory……..the reason why I’m calling here so much is because I think I’m falling in love with you but I wasn’t brave enough to tell you but I guess I just did so….there….
Mallory: You don’t even know me!!
Lisa: But I want you!!
Mallory: Can’t have me.
Lisa: shhhhh shhh shhh don’t speak love
Mallory: I don’t know you!
Lisa: Shhhh. People find love in the strangest places and I…I out of all people found my love in the Lost and Found.
Mallory: I don’t like woman.
Lisa: Haha, don’t worry about that. Once your with me everything will change….haha
Mallory: I DON’T LIKE WOMAN!
Lisa: You like white woman?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: Chubby woman?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: Pretty Woman?
Mallory: Nope.
Lisa: What are you….non-american or something.
Mallory: I’m leaving. I can’t hold up the line this way.
Lisa: But I thought we had something special…….
Mallory: *hangs up*
Lisa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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