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"HELP"

ok..so..picture this...

you have a huge crush on this bloke..you have a lil kiss at a work do...unfortunatly his ex is there and now she hates you...(although she dumped him through lack of spark and has a new bf)...anyway..so you've planned a night in all by ur lonesome and bought some pic n mix especially when someone invited you to a work do..he'll be there and his ex wud be there....and you only know one or 2 people going to the party!


DO YOU GO?????

If I pop this you'll get bombarded with dozens of awkward questions.

My work here is done.

no ur not..and i'm...um....not! um...takes away the temptation my rational self realises that there will devistating consequences if i sleep with him...being the fact we work together, half the work place is there and his ex work with us too!

Erm, shave.

At least you'll be ready if something happens.

Mind you, I'm probably to late.

are you shaving?

Whoa, you're a fast one aren't you.
*Takes out her teeth*

Come ere luvvee
Mwa mwa mwa

i'm going!

Your thermal stocking support straps have come unclasped from your girdle.

English_Bloke wrote:
> It's all downhill for you now, not like it is for me. I'm young and
> full of...beans.
*****

*Waves her walking stick around*

I can show you young whipper snappers a thing or two!
Come on! Right here right now! Bring it on! You scared? HUH? HUH!?
Punk.

Lawri wrote:
> i dunna.....
>
> **is very indecisive**

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure…

*Cough*

I’ll get my coat.

Lawri wrote:
> >
> I'm not willing...its just sods law that i'll pull when i'm hairy and
> when i shave nudda happens!

*shudders*

*senses that Hedfix may start taking a liking to Lawri*