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Push trolley as fast as you can down an aisle, let go at the last second and watch it smash the crap out of a huge stack of tins and assorted products.
always wanted to do that.
When I worked at a supermarket, the best trick was piercing a fizzy drinks bottle, so a fine spray shot across the aisle, lightly soaking any passers by. of course - you do this on an aisle a friend is responsible for, not your own.
*High fives*
I work in a supermarket so i wud....get on the disposible BBQ's out and the sausages, burgers, chicken etc etc...get a crate of Smernoff Ice...jump in the kiosk and get loads of fags n phone credit.....
We wud then....find somewhere to plot and get drunk and fed!
Go to the lighter fluid section, douse all of the trollies in lighter fluid.
Go to the bathroom section, or somewhere with long reels of wool.
Soak it in lighter fluid. Cut into equal lengths, make the number of bits the same number of trollies. TIe them all together at the end.
Go get some matches.
Give everything one last lighter fluid dousing.
Burn the tied up end with some matches.
Run.
Actually I'd probably read some magazines for a bit first, before it got messed up, you know? Then I'd rummage through the CDs and take out anything good. Perhaps put some of it on the PA system.
Then funny things with vegetables.
Go go go