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"The VITAL Question™©® No. 5"

You have an entire supermarket to yourself, and perhaps some friends. Your plans for the evening are ...?

Go go go

UrkiE-UK wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> How's about putting loads of shampoo and crap like that over the
> floor.
> Then you could have a massive slide down the aisles.
> Or you could make it go all foamy.
>
> that's far too much fun to imagine - especially if you stacked some
> cardboard cut-out from out front at the end of the aisle. then it's
> long distance human bowling.

in the nude - as a bonus...

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> How's about putting loads of shampoo and crap like that over the
> floor.
> Then you could have a massive slide down the aisles.
> Or you could make it go all foamy.

that's far too much fun to imagine - especially if you stacked some cardboard cut-out from out front at the end of the aisle. then it's long distance human bowling.

Steal everything of value. Cigs, lighters, clothes, games, clear out the tills. Load it into trolleys. Stuff ourselves on food. Put lighter fluid or BBQ fluid over everthing, and throw a match. Get the hell out with all the goods. Sell them for low prices. Use the money to tour the world.

Get hammered on the Alchohol and shag female friends whilst rubbing Sainsbury's Greek Yogurt all over each other. ;)

Of course expolsion was a typo, it was meant to read:

"aisle"

Oh, I forgot to mention, leave the twenty trollies in the alcohol expolsion, that way, the bottles that aren't in the trolley get some of the action.

*KABOOM*

Check all the tills were empty, and if they weren't, I'd empty them!

How's about putting loads of shampoo and crap like that over the floor.
Then you could have a massive slide down the aisles.
Or you could make it go all foamy.

Although getting p!ssed and blowing the bejesus out of everything would be equally fun. Or possible more so.

I always wanted to just push the shelves in the wine bit over. A nice mess

Adding an extra D to madmun. That will be maddmun then.

If we can take stuff out of the supermarket then I'll load up the trollies with the good stuff and sell on the excess down the market.

If not then I'd eat my fill of food and drink as much alcohol as I could. Have a few friends in and let them do the same. Put a few decent c.ds on and party. Once we'd done that we could trash the place fpr the hell of it. At the end I'd have madmun come in and let him carry out his plan for a nice big finish.