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But they've managed to make a crap zombie film.
House of The Dead
http://www.apple.com/trailers/ artisan/houseofthedead/large.html
How to ruin a zombie flick?
Teens
Wire-Fu
Bullet Time
Swimming zombies
Kung fu zombies
A once good genre dumbed beyond belief to pander to moron teenagers in multi-mall America.
Ah well.
House of The Dead
http://www.apple.com/trailers/ artisan/houseofthedead/large.html
How to ruin a zombie flick?
Teens
Wire-Fu
Bullet Time
Swimming zombies
Kung fu zombies
A once good genre dumbed beyond belief to pander to moron teenagers in multi-mall America.
Ah well.
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Ah, zombies. A true film-makers plight.
Film-maker sits in the conference room with the studio boss and thinks about the story for his new movie.
"OK. The film company wants a Zombie movie, what can you give us that's new?"
"Hm. Zombies. I like zombies, but they're so one-dimensional, they just go 'uuurg' and walk around with no agenda. Lets have zombies with dialogue, zombies with feeling, zombies that can make you empathise with them...."
"But won't that make them human and not zombies?"
"hm. Good point. Ok, we'll just have them running around chasing people for their brains then..."
And there goes another idea for a Zombie movie...
Film-maker sits in the conference room with the studio boss and thinks about the story for his new movie.
"OK. The film company wants a Zombie movie, what can you give us that's new?"
"Hm. Zombies. I like zombies, but they're so one-dimensional, they just go 'uuurg' and walk around with no agenda. Lets have zombies with dialogue, zombies with feeling, zombies that can make you empathise with them...."
"But won't that make them human and not zombies?"
"hm. Good point. Ok, we'll just have them running around chasing people for their brains then..."
And there goes another idea for a Zombie movie...
Having watched the older trailer of House of the Dead and thought it looked naff, I did just watch the new trailer and guess what...it still looks naff :/
Very_Metal wrote:
> i quite liked Resi Evil... i don't consider it a zombie movie as such
> though, there's not enough emphasis on zombies to qualify :)
>
> looking forward to "Shawn on the Dead" though.. romantic
> zombie comedy, iiiiiinteresting! :)
Yeah, by most of the people that did Spaced! It sounds ace, but I haven't seen any clips or screens yet.
> i quite liked Resi Evil... i don't consider it a zombie movie as such
> though, there's not enough emphasis on zombies to qualify :)
>
> looking forward to "Shawn on the Dead" though.. romantic
> zombie comedy, iiiiiinteresting! :)
Yeah, by most of the people that did Spaced! It sounds ace, but I haven't seen any clips or screens yet.
Uwe Boll is also directing "Alone In The Dark" (yes, the Infogrames game)
http://www.alone-in-the-dark.com/ trailer/ AitD_352x160.mpeg
pap.
http://www.alone-in-the-dark.com/ trailer/ AitD_352x160.mpeg
pap.
Bah. Just as well Freddy Vs Jason was alright. Only because I liked the blood in it.
The title makes me think of Mr Burns & Homer stuck in that avalanche.
Cabin Fever looks good.
i quite liked Resi Evil... i don't consider it a zombie movie as such though, there's not enough emphasis on zombies to qualify :)
looking forward to "Shawn on the Dead" though.. romantic zombie comedy, iiiiiinteresting! :)
looking forward to "Shawn on the Dead" though.. romantic zombie comedy, iiiiiinteresting! :)
Looks like utter guff.
An Australian Zombie film called Undead (if I remember rightly) is looking pretty promising though.
An Australian Zombie film called Undead (if I remember rightly) is looking pretty promising though.
Yay, teenagers with guns shooting floating zombies, how can that fail, no seriously. All right, it looks utter balls, but you should have seen the original trailer, the only trailer I've seen that made me laugh unintentionally.
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