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Anyone fancy a steak?
Yeah, but they were all nasty criminals so what are you gonna do?
Anyone fancy a steak?
Yeah, but they were all nasty criminals so what are you gonna do?
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I like the one where he asked for "whatever was on the menu", so they gave him cheesebuger and fires and he turned his nose up at it! Another gave his to a homeless man. Awwww, how sweet. Some joker asked for "justice, equality and world peace". There's always one.
"The final meal requested may not reflect the actual final meal served".
I wonder if the Chef ever worries about food poisoning?
Warder "You can't serve McKenzie that chicken, it's almost raw".
Chef *SHRUGS* "Meh"
2 Hours later.
Warder "Hey chef you'll never guess what, Ripper McKenzie's got a reprieve and he'll be back on kitchen duty from tomorrow after he recovers from his dogy tum. Apparently he's looking forward to seeing you again".
Chef "Mummy".
I wonder if the Chef ever worries about food poisoning?
Warder "You can't serve McKenzie that chicken, it's almost raw".
Chef *SHRUGS* "Meh"
2 Hours later.
Warder "Hey chef you'll never guess what, Ripper McKenzie's got a reprieve and he'll be back on kitchen duty from tomorrow after he recovers from his dogy tum. Apparently he's looking forward to seeing you again".
Chef "Mummy".
"Justice, Equality, World Peace"
Nice sentiments but hardly filling as a final meal request.
Nice sentiments but hardly filling as a final meal request.
Yeah, El robin posted this a little while ago.
It goes to show Dr. Pepper really is popular.
It goes to show Dr. Pepper really is popular.
Blank wrote:
> That's what I'd ask for.
nah, 4 cans of stella, a bottle of vodka, a 6 pack of red bull and a packet of 20 smokes.
chances are you'll be comatosed by the time your brain is fried into mush.
> That's what I'd ask for.
nah, 4 cans of stella, a bottle of vodka, a 6 pack of red bull and a packet of 20 smokes.
chances are you'll be comatosed by the time your brain is fried into mush.
1x stick of dynamite
1x box of matches
2x smoke bomb
1x glasses, nose and moustache disguise set
1x horse
That's what I'd ask for.
1x box of matches
2x smoke bomb
1x glasses, nose and moustache disguise set
1x horse
That's what I'd ask for.
"Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb"
Nice delaying tactics.
Nice delaying tactics.
Strangely spooky.
One flour tortilla and a glass of water? These Texans really know how to live.
I thought it was going to show us "Electric Chairs Gone Wrong". I was disapointed.
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