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Goatboy secures a date for tomorrow with nice, shiny new lady.
6ft tall, enormous conkers and the huskiest voice since Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat"

And it will kick off, after a few drinks, with going down to the Thames and throwing stones at David Blaine.
See if I can hit that nappy-wearing meatsack dangling in a box.

Lawri, you got a soft sport for David Blaine?

leave him alone

Lol. But yeah he is a dikhead

Quite a lot for sitting in ice, and on top of a pole, and throwing cards about like he's having an epiletic fit.

He's earned something like $5 million in tv rights and publicity through his production company.
I'll sit in a box and quietly slip out when it fogs over for that.

Goatboy wrote:
> Stryke wrote:
> So he's in an airtight box for 40 days, that's his big trick? Didn't
> he balance on a pole for 40 days once?
> --
> It's not even airtight.
> Just see-through.
>
> Except for when it gets condensation on and he has to slip out the
> back for a burger...whoops, nearly didn't reveal how he'll do it.
> And watch for the box to fall into the Thames, people think he's gone
> but he re-appears confused and disorientated a couple of days later.

what people don't know is there is a sub waiting for him there.

But, when it boils down to it, he's sitting in a box for 40 days.

What a career.

It's not airtight.

Stryke wrote:
> So he's in an airtight box for 40 days, that's his big trick? Didn't
> he balance on a pole for 40 days once?
--
It's not even airtight.
Just see-through.

Except for when it gets condensation on and he has to slip out the back for a burger...whoops, nearly didn't reveal how he'll do it.
And watch for the box to fall into the Thames, people think he's gone but he re-appears confused and disorientated a couple of days later.

Right...We're expected to believe he can go without breathing for 40 days?