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"Biblical Nudity"

Strange title I know - but I had a wierd encounter this morning.

Being the lazy sod who doesn't have work today, I decided to do a Homer Simpson and wear very little until I could be bothered to put on some clothes.

I found me old dressing gown and decided to have a game of Halo.

At 10:30 (around that time anyway) my doorbell goes. I make my way downstairs, open the door, to find some young lady waiting there in a bit of shock.

I wasn't pointing or owt, just stood there in me dressing gown, as you do on a Thursday morning.

She said something like, "Oh, you're obviously busy..."



"...so I'll hand you this leaflet about hope for the future."

I politely took the leaflet, she said 'goodbye' and gave me a strange look, and I closed the door.

The leaflet said something like, "Do you spend time to read the Bible once a week?"

I put the leaflet down and continued to play Halo whilst masticating.

Urine coloured name man

Thanks Lawri

I know, I'm just irritable.
Pay me no notice.

don't matter tho..we all know what he's going on about and if anyone didn't they know now!

ok sorry goatboy i didn't know you had replaced snuggly at the top.

Alec wrote:
> and er....
>
> it's alec goaty
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Fair enough, sorry.

No.
One is the correct spelling.
The other is non-funny net-slang verbiage that belongs in the cyberbin along with "!!!11" "pr0n" and "haxxor".

Goatboy wrote:
> Clue for Alex:
>
> If a woman comes to the door to distribute religious literature, and
> leaves in a fluster when a male in a dressing gown arrives to
> answer?
> It's a fair bet she wasn't.
>
> And it's "sex", not some humourous internet spelling.

and er....

it's alec goaty

sex

secks

same thing

just makes me laugh the way its spelt!

Clue for Alex:

If a woman comes to the door to distribute religious literature, and leaves in a fluster when a male in a dressing gown arrives to answer?
It's a fair bet she wasn't.

And it's "sex", not some humourous internet spelling.