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"OUCH!"

Big, hard lumpy poo.
My bum hurts.

Ouch.

mikelar wrote:
> i was talking about twain's first post lil ginge - he actually thinks
> there's a chance

AAaaaa...

*goes red*

Then you have my strong apologies my banana milkshake and choccy mint chip friend :S

heh...it's cos...the forementioned ex nicknamed me Lawrence as it is the male version of my name....it's the only nickname i've ever had......EVER! *sobs*

For a moment (just a small one)i thought that maybe you were gay or something, just that i always thought as lawrence as a kinda manly name.

But i know that you are a woman/girl.

me 2!

MY ex n i had farting competitions...i always won...put him to shame good n proper!

I can fart real loud, not to mention the smell.

Twain wrote:

>
> Imagine trying to squeeze a huge lump of poo out of your pen!s.


3 words...women giving birth!
Proves a point women r better than men!

i was talking about twain's first post lil ginge - he actually thinks there's a chance

Ahahaha, i love this topic.

mikelar wrote:
> of course it's impossible you idiots!!!! I can't believe you even
> THOUGHT that there was a chance.....i swear, once you do the Biology
> lesson covering this (which should have been at the age of 10) you'll
> feel so stupid you'll want to burn like a witch at a stake.....

Its called sarcasm..

Take the bee out your bonnet man. Stop being so high almighty!

of course it's impossible you idiots!!!! I can't believe you even THOUGHT that there was a chance.....i swear, once you do the Biology lesson covering this (which should have been at the age of 10) you'll feel so stupid you'll want to burn like a witch at a stake.....