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"Glimpse into Goatboy's life"

BBQ pics were about 6 weeks ago, 2am with me perched on the end of a swing-chair with a lass I was seeing for a brief while.
The rest are obvious.
Pikey is a girl from North Scotland that was kindly enough to entertain me for the weekend.
There are others but I won't post them, because most of you are under 18

http://www.villagephotos.com/pubbrowse.asp?selected=228758

This is'nt my arguement - But I think everything has just blown out of proportion here.

No I wont calm it.
Why do I even care?
These are my friends, and some pre-pubescent ####stick of a poster on a forum thinks they are allowed to pop comments at people they don't know?

I'm a big lad, I'll ignore any jibes aimed at me because I don't care.
But you do NOT insult my friends, and you certainly do NOT insult ex girlfriends of mine.

You know nothing about me, and you certainly know nothing about them.
How dare you pass comment on other people, who do you think you are?
Post a picture of your (non-existent) girlfriend, or better yet your mother, and I'll start making jokes about her.

Now whether it was meant in jest or not is entirely not the point, I am extremely offended at your idiotic comments. Mojo says what he likes, and it's about me.
You, however, feel you are justified to crack jokes at other people's expense?
How dare you.

Calm it....

Oh come on, he was hardly being serious.

why do you even care?

So tell me Gerrod, just what the f### gives you the right to insult friends of mine?
When was the last time you had a girlfriend? And you post a pic and I'll mock her.

Say what you like about me, but leave my mates alone you pathetic excuse for a man.
Now go wave your inchdick around and get an adult to buy booze.
You f###ing insect.

The girl next to you in the swing chair:
has she had a botox overdose, or have the laxatives JUST taken effect?

Goatboy, I know you're old, but the 80s ended over 10 years ago. Sorry to spoil it for you.

You're like, really old, dude!

If you're amusingly referring to the guy sitting down with the guitar, that's Trevor, guitarist and singer in what is apparently the best Quo-cover band in the land.
I laughed as well until he told me they had just been paid several thousands to play in Dubai for a Sultan.

If you mean me sitting down on the swing-chair in the white-shirt, that's a few weeks ago when I was going for a mullet.
*rubs head*
Number 2 all over now though.