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Myleene Klass stuck in bed

did anyone esle read about that guy that heated up a pumpkin so he could hump it, only to get 3rd degree burns on his old fella?

gutted.

BlackholeAlfonse wrote:
> Haha, it's difficult sometimes having an annoyingly frigid
> girlfriend, so sometimes I get sad, take the melon up to my room,
> put in it my bed, cut it open with a knife.... and comfort eat
> until I forget my troubles!

Sounds like a good plan that

> :|
> What did you think I was going to say Timmie?

We never know with you Alfonse :p

Haha, it's difficult sometimes having an annoyingly frigid girlfriend, so sometimes I get sad, take the melon up to my room, put in it my bed, cut it open with a knife.... and comfort eat until I forget my troubles!

:|
What did you think I was going to say Timmie?

hippyman wrote:
> Melon, Alfonse?

PLEASE, NO :|

Very_Metal wrote:
> i don`t believe this story, it could all be Hear`say.
>
>
> shut up :P

It had the desired effect of making me laugh.

Melon, Alfonse?

i don`t believe this story, it could all be Hear`say.


[S]shut up :P

My bed is pretty disgusting, and no hot girls get stuck to it
(Seriously, for reasons that don't need to be disclosed. It stinks of melon) :(

hah. Brilliant.

Does sound a little like an excuse though. Did anyone spot a bloke leaving the hotel room earlier?

Nin wrote:
> I've got to get me a wooden bed and some insect repellent.

and then a Myleene Klass? :D

I've got to get me a wooden bed and some insect repellent.