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Ok i originally posted this last year but i got no replies whatsoever to it so im trying again.
Thursdays Daily Mirror Exclusive:
Keane seen being mean to man wearing jeans!!
Roy Keane was reportedly seen on Wednesday evening being sold what was believed to be a suspicious small package which police later revealed was in fact a pair of girls earings.
A spokesman for the Greater Manchester police had this to say...
"We originally arrested Mr Keane late on wednesday evening for hassling and threatening a youth outside of a public swimming baths."
He added... "Upon further questioning and a body search we discovered that Mr Keane had amongst his possesions a set of gold girls earings which Roy was later quoted as saying" ... "they suit me dont they?...
The argument which broke out shortly after the package exchanged hands was apparently sparked by a passer-by who called Keane "a big girls blouse" an estranged Roy Keane then began to chase the abusive youth before hacking him to the ground with a trademark two-footed challenge from behind Keane then proceeded to bite the left leg of the youth sinking his teeth deep into the lads levis.
Roy Keane was later released with no further charges to be bought against him under the condition that he wear the gold earings in Man Utd's next premiership match against Southampton.
You guys are allowed to tell me if you like my humour, it might even spark me into writing more of these nonsensical fictional news stories :)
Thursdays Daily Mirror Exclusive:
Keane seen being mean to man wearing jeans!!
Roy Keane was reportedly seen on Wednesday evening being sold what was believed to be a suspicious small package which police later revealed was in fact a pair of girls earings.
A spokesman for the Greater Manchester police had this to say...
"We originally arrested Mr Keane late on wednesday evening for hassling and threatening a youth outside of a public swimming baths."
He added... "Upon further questioning and a body search we discovered that Mr Keane had amongst his possesions a set of gold girls earings which Roy was later quoted as saying" ... "they suit me dont they?...
The argument which broke out shortly after the package exchanged hands was apparently sparked by a passer-by who called Keane "a big girls blouse" an estranged Roy Keane then began to chase the abusive youth before hacking him to the ground with a trademark two-footed challenge from behind Keane then proceeded to bite the left leg of the youth sinking his teeth deep into the lads levis.
Roy Keane was later released with no further charges to be bought against him under the condition that he wear the gold earings in Man Utd's next premiership match against Southampton.
You guys are allowed to tell me if you like my humour, it might even spark me into writing more of these nonsensical fictional news stories :)
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Ok i originally posted this last year but i got no replies whatsoever to it so im trying again.
Thursdays Daily Mirror Exclusive:
Keane seen being mean to man wearing jeans!!
Roy Keane was reportedly seen on Wednesday evening being sold what was believed to be a suspicious small package which police later revealed was in fact a pair of girls earings.
A spokesman for the Greater Manchester police had this to say...
"We originally arrested Mr Keane late on wednesday evening for hassling and threatening a youth outside of a public swimming baths."
He added... "Upon further questioning and a body search we discovered that Mr Keane had amongst his possesions a set of gold girls earings which Roy was later quoted as saying" ... "they suit me dont they?...
The argument which broke out shortly after the package exchanged hands was apparently sparked by a passer-by who called Keane "a big girls blouse" an estranged Roy Keane then began to chase the abusive youth before hacking him to the ground with a trademark two-footed challenge from behind Keane then proceeded to bite the left leg of the youth sinking his teeth deep into the lads levis.
Roy Keane was later released with no further charges to be bought against him under the condition that he wear the gold earings in Man Utd's next premiership match against Southampton.
You guys are allowed to tell me if you like my humour, it might even spark me into writing more of these nonsensical fictional news stories :)
Thursdays Daily Mirror Exclusive:
Keane seen being mean to man wearing jeans!!
Roy Keane was reportedly seen on Wednesday evening being sold what was believed to be a suspicious small package which police later revealed was in fact a pair of girls earings.
A spokesman for the Greater Manchester police had this to say...
"We originally arrested Mr Keane late on wednesday evening for hassling and threatening a youth outside of a public swimming baths."
He added... "Upon further questioning and a body search we discovered that Mr Keane had amongst his possesions a set of gold girls earings which Roy was later quoted as saying" ... "they suit me dont they?...
The argument which broke out shortly after the package exchanged hands was apparently sparked by a passer-by who called Keane "a big girls blouse" an estranged Roy Keane then began to chase the abusive youth before hacking him to the ground with a trademark two-footed challenge from behind Keane then proceeded to bite the left leg of the youth sinking his teeth deep into the lads levis.
Roy Keane was later released with no further charges to be bought against him under the condition that he wear the gold earings in Man Utd's next premiership match against Southampton.
You guys are allowed to tell me if you like my humour, it might even spark me into writing more of these nonsensical fictional news stories :)
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