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Ok i originally posted this last year but i got no replies whatsoever to it so im trying again.
Thursdays Daily Mirror Exclusive:
Keane seen being mean to man wearing jeans!!
Roy Keane was reportedly seen on Wednesday evening being sold what was believed to be a suspicious small package which police later revealed was in fact a pair of girls earings.
A spokesman for the Greater Manchester police had this to say...
"We originally arrested Mr Keane late on wednesday evening for hassling and threatening a youth outside of a public swimming baths."
He added... "Upon further questioning and a body search we discovered that Mr Keane had amongst his possesions a set of gold girls earings which Roy was later quoted as saying" ... "they suit me dont they?...
The argument which broke out shortly after the package exchanged hands was apparently sparked by a passer-by who called Keane "a big girls blouse" an estranged Roy Keane then began to chase the abusive youth before hacking him to the ground with a trademark two-footed challenge from behind Keane then proceeded to bite the left leg of the youth sinking his teeth deep into the lads levis.
Roy Keane was later released with no further charges to be bought against him under the condition that he wear the gold earings in Man Utd's next premiership match against Southampton.
You guys are allowed to tell me if you like my humour, it might even spark me into writing more of these nonsensical fictional news stories :)
Thursdays Daily Mirror Exclusive:
Keane seen being mean to man wearing jeans!!
Roy Keane was reportedly seen on Wednesday evening being sold what was believed to be a suspicious small package which police later revealed was in fact a pair of girls earings.
A spokesman for the Greater Manchester police had this to say...
"We originally arrested Mr Keane late on wednesday evening for hassling and threatening a youth outside of a public swimming baths."
He added... "Upon further questioning and a body search we discovered that Mr Keane had amongst his possesions a set of gold girls earings which Roy was later quoted as saying" ... "they suit me dont they?...
The argument which broke out shortly after the package exchanged hands was apparently sparked by a passer-by who called Keane "a big girls blouse" an estranged Roy Keane then began to chase the abusive youth before hacking him to the ground with a trademark two-footed challenge from behind Keane then proceeded to bite the left leg of the youth sinking his teeth deep into the lads levis.
Roy Keane was later released with no further charges to be bought against him under the condition that he wear the gold earings in Man Utd's next premiership match against Southampton.
You guys are allowed to tell me if you like my humour, it might even spark me into writing more of these nonsensical fictional news stories :)
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I am perfectly calm :)
calm rabid
Using 'We' as opposed to 'I' is a poor attempt to try and get other people to jump on your band wagon in your defence by including them.
Anyway, this is just a forum and purely for fun, i have got no argument with you, i just didnt see any hint of humour in your original post or i would have laughed with you (even if it was at my expense)
Anyway, this is just a forum and purely for fun, i have got no argument with you, i just didnt see any hint of humour in your original post or i would have laughed with you (even if it was at my expense)
rabid wrote:
> ~*[Axe-Man]*~ wrote:
> Black Demon wrote:
> Rabid where do you get the inspiration?
>
> Let me just change this quickly
>
> Black Demon wrote:
> Rabid where do you find this S**T
>
> Axeman grow up... and for your information i dont 'find' anything, i
> write them myself, im sorry if that makes you feel inadequate.
GOD ARN'T WE ALOWED TO HAVE US A God-damm laugh around here for F---'s SAKE
> ~*[Axe-Man]*~ wrote:
> Black Demon wrote:
> Rabid where do you get the inspiration?
>
> Let me just change this quickly
>
> Black Demon wrote:
> Rabid where do you find this S**T
>
> Axeman grow up... and for your information i dont 'find' anything, i
> write them myself, im sorry if that makes you feel inadequate.
GOD ARN'T WE ALOWED TO HAVE US A God-damm laugh around here for F---'s SAKE
cool make some more. they are funny.
write on about um.... i dunno use your magination.
write on about um.... i dunno use your magination.
~*[Axe-Man]*~ wrote:
> Black Demon wrote:
> Rabid where do you get the inspiration?
>
> Let me just change this quickly
>
> Black Demon wrote:
> Rabid where do you find this S**T
Axeman grow up... and for your information i dont 'find' anything, i write them myself, im sorry if that makes you feel inadequate.
Black Demon... all the ideas come from anything that i may have seen/heard in any particular day, one weird thought leads to another and a story is born :)
> Black Demon wrote:
> Rabid where do you get the inspiration?
>
> Let me just change this quickly
>
> Black Demon wrote:
> Rabid where do you find this S**T
Axeman grow up... and for your information i dont 'find' anything, i write them myself, im sorry if that makes you feel inadequate.
Black Demon... all the ideas come from anything that i may have seen/heard in any particular day, one weird thought leads to another and a story is born :)
they are good sword man
Black Demon wrote:
> Rabid where do you get the inspiration?
Let me just change this quickly
Black Demon wrote:
> Rabid where do you find this S**T
> Rabid where do you get the inspiration?
Let me just change this quickly
Black Demon wrote:
> Rabid where do you find this S**T
Rabid where do you get the inspiration?
These are good sorry i was in wee scotland when you posted them.
These are good sorry i was in wee scotland when you posted them.
I wouldn't be surprised if Keane really bought the earrings, seeing that he has 3 daughters.
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