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I'm bored, so erm, I tend to write utter crap.
So, who would win in a brawl out of....
Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ?
Sonic or Knuckles?
Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
Terminator or Robocop?
Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Bill Gates or A land rover?
Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead" zombie?
A ghost or a werewolf?
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
Father Ted or Doogle?
George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
God I am bored!
So, who would win in a brawl out of....
Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ?
Sonic or Knuckles?
Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
Terminator or Robocop?
Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Bill Gates or A land rover?
Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead" zombie?
A ghost or a werewolf?
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
Father Ted or Doogle?
George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
God I am bored!
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Well surely that would depend if they were fighting in the Matrix or not.
The only person that would stand a chance against Superman Is Bruce Forsyth, and that’s just because he is indestructible.
Kyz wrote:
> I'm bored, so erm, I tend to write utter crap. (so does Hedfx) :D
>
> So, who would win in a brawl out of....
>
> Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ?
Ed Norton cause of the training in American history X
> Sonic or Knuckles?
Knuckles due to being ably to impale the speedy blue one!
> Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
Duh! Peter fights alot more, he's more experienced!
> Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
Is Neo in the matrix or out of it?
> Terminator or Robocop?
Never ending battle due to repairs!
> Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Marlon Brando!
> Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Ask me again in a week
> Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Again, in or out of the matrix?
> Bill Gates or A land rover?
Well, the landrover would speed toward him, perform and Illegal operation and dissapear, so Bill I guess
> Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Bruce would, then he'd say "Windows has recovered from a serious injury, send injury report?"
> Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
Who cares?
> A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead"
> zombie?
House of the dead Zombies are faster so them i guess!
> A ghost or a werewolf?
The ghost cant be touched so niether
> Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Jak and Daxter!
> Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
Erm, perhaps the Teddy would be his friend?
> Father Ted or Doogle?
Dunno, dant watch it
> George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
WHO ALLOWED HIM TO PLAY WITH SHARP OBJECTS!?
> I'm bored, so erm, I tend to write utter crap. (so does Hedfx) :D
>
> So, who would win in a brawl out of....
>
> Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ?
Ed Norton cause of the training in American history X
> Sonic or Knuckles?
Knuckles due to being ably to impale the speedy blue one!
> Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
Duh! Peter fights alot more, he's more experienced!
> Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
Is Neo in the matrix or out of it?
> Terminator or Robocop?
Never ending battle due to repairs!
> Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Marlon Brando!
> Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Ask me again in a week
> Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Again, in or out of the matrix?
> Bill Gates or A land rover?
Well, the landrover would speed toward him, perform and Illegal operation and dissapear, so Bill I guess
> Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Bruce would, then he'd say "Windows has recovered from a serious injury, send injury report?"
> Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
Who cares?
> A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead"
> zombie?
House of the dead Zombies are faster so them i guess!
> A ghost or a werewolf?
The ghost cant be touched so niether
> Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Jak and Daxter!
> Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
Erm, perhaps the Teddy would be his friend?
> Father Ted or Doogle?
Dunno, dant watch it
> George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
WHO ALLOWED HIM TO PLAY WITH SHARP OBJECTS!?
Superman is not super! He can't fly, there's strings attached. He's not strong, there's strings attached. He can't see through walls there's strings there also. He's not Superman, he's Dean Cain.
Neo is Neo. No strings there.
Neo is Neo. No strings there.
No, not the gel haired boy. I mean the REAL Superman. Christopher Reeve, now he IS the man!
>
>
> Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ?
> Don't know either of them
> Sonic or Knuckles?
> Sonic
> Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
Homer
>
> Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
Neo
>
> Terminator or Robocop?
Terminator
>
> Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Tommy
>
> Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Tony Hawk
>
> Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Wonderwoman
>
> Bill Gates or A land rover?
Land Rover
>
> Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Bruce Willis
>
> Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
Jackie Chan
>
> Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
Joey
>
> A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead"
> zombie?
Resident Evil zombie
>
> A ghost or a werewolf?
A werewolf
>
> Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Jak and Daxter
>
> Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
Pink Fluffy Teddy
>
> Father Ted or Doogle?
Ted
>
> George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
>
> God I am bored!
>
> Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ?
> Don't know either of them
> Sonic or Knuckles?
> Sonic
> Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
Homer
>
> Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
Neo
>
> Terminator or Robocop?
Terminator
>
> Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Tommy
>
> Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Tony Hawk
>
> Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Wonderwoman
>
> Bill Gates or A land rover?
Land Rover
>
> Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Bruce Willis
>
> Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
Jackie Chan
>
> Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
Joey
>
> A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead"
> zombie?
Resident Evil zombie
>
> A ghost or a werewolf?
A werewolf
>
> Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Jak and Daxter
>
> Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
Pink Fluffy Teddy
>
> Father Ted or Doogle?
Ted
>
> George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
>
> God I am bored!
Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ?
In the movie fight club they are one and the same but Norton wins
Sonic or Knuckles?
Knuckles, he is red
Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
Peter Griffin fought a giant chicken and won but Homer has a cushioned skull thingy.
Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
In the Matrix Neo, out of the Matrix neither, Neo's sharp wit would cut Supermans strings and they would both plummet.
Terminator or Robocop?
Robocop, he has police backing and they would simply frame Terminator as he is a minority suspect.
Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Marlon Brandow, he is real!
Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Matt Hoffman, Hawk is oldddddd - must be 30!
Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Carrie Anne Moss would get stuck in Wonderwomans cleavage and suffocate
Bill Gates or A land rover?
The landrover would have a windows navigation system and crash, hopefully dragging Bill under the wheels.
Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Nobody knows but both are allergic to water (see Unbreakable)
Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
Chan, Bruce Lee is long dead.
Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
Joey, Ross is a wimp
A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead" zombie?
Resident Evil of course.
A ghost or a werewolf?
Ghost, it is inpenetrable thus unhurtable and the werewolf would wear itself out and die
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
R & C, the gadgets!
Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
The Teddy, it contains starched wool and would chafe Orlando to death
Father Ted or Doogle?
Doogle, he is too stupid to be hurt.
George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
The hedge trimmers are made to cut bushes, not vice versa.
In the movie fight club they are one and the same but Norton wins
Sonic or Knuckles?
Knuckles, he is red
Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
Peter Griffin fought a giant chicken and won but Homer has a cushioned skull thingy.
Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
In the Matrix Neo, out of the Matrix neither, Neo's sharp wit would cut Supermans strings and they would both plummet.
Terminator or Robocop?
Robocop, he has police backing and they would simply frame Terminator as he is a minority suspect.
Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Marlon Brandow, he is real!
Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Matt Hoffman, Hawk is oldddddd - must be 30!
Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Carrie Anne Moss would get stuck in Wonderwomans cleavage and suffocate
Bill Gates or A land rover?
The landrover would have a windows navigation system and crash, hopefully dragging Bill under the wheels.
Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Nobody knows but both are allergic to water (see Unbreakable)
Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
Chan, Bruce Lee is long dead.
Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
Joey, Ross is a wimp
A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead" zombie?
Resident Evil of course.
A ghost or a werewolf?
Ghost, it is inpenetrable thus unhurtable and the werewolf would wear itself out and die
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
R & C, the gadgets!
Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
The Teddy, it contains starched wool and would chafe Orlando to death
Father Ted or Doogle?
Doogle, he is too stupid to be hurt.
George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
The hedge trimmers are made to cut bushes, not vice versa.
Brad Pitt
Knuckles
Homer Simpson?
Neo (matrix)
Terminator
Tommy Vercetti
Tony Hawk
Trinity (matrix)
A land rover
Bruce Willis?
Bruce Lee?
Ross (he would bore Joey to death!)
house of the dead zombie?
A ghost
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Fluffy Teddy
Doogle?
Hedge Trimmers
Knuckles
Homer Simpson?
Neo (matrix)
Terminator
Tommy Vercetti
Tony Hawk
Trinity (matrix)
A land rover
Bruce Willis?
Bruce Lee?
Ross (he would bore Joey to death!)
house of the dead zombie?
A ghost
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Fluffy Teddy
Doogle?
Hedge Trimmers
1 = the first option
2 = the second option
>
> Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ? 1
>
> Sonic or Knuckles? 1
>
> Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson? 2
>
> Neo (matrix) or Superman ? 2
>
> Terminator or Robocop? 1
>
> Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow? 1
>
> Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman? 1
>
> Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman? 1
>
> Bill Gates or A land rover? 2
>
> Windows 98 or Bruce Willis? 2
>
> Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee? 1
>
> Ross or Joey (from friends) ? 2
>
> A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead"
> zombie? 1
>
> A ghost or a werewolf? 1
>
> Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ? 1
>
> Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy 2
>
> Father Ted or Doogle? 1
>
> George Bush or Hedge Trimmers? 2
2 = the second option
>
> Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ? 1
>
> Sonic or Knuckles? 1
>
> Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson? 2
>
> Neo (matrix) or Superman ? 2
>
> Terminator or Robocop? 1
>
> Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow? 1
>
> Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman? 1
>
> Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman? 1
>
> Bill Gates or A land rover? 2
>
> Windows 98 or Bruce Willis? 2
>
> Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee? 1
>
> Ross or Joey (from friends) ? 2
>
> A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead"
> zombie? 1
>
> A ghost or a werewolf? 1
>
> Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ? 1
>
> Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy 2
>
> Father Ted or Doogle? 1
>
> George Bush or Hedge Trimmers? 2
Obviously, Windows always wins. It's physically impossible to beat Windows. Just when you think you have, and you're beginning to look smug, it'll just shut itself down or terminate your work. It always gets the last laugh, without fail.
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