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I'm bored, so erm, I tend to write utter crap.
So, who would win in a brawl out of....
Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ?
Sonic or Knuckles?
Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
Terminator or Robocop?
Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Bill Gates or A land rover?
Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead" zombie?
A ghost or a werewolf?
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
Father Ted or Doogle?
George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
God I am bored!
So, who would win in a brawl out of....
Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ?
Sonic or Knuckles?
Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
Terminator or Robocop?
Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Bill Gates or A land rover?
Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead" zombie?
A ghost or a werewolf?
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
Father Ted or Doogle?
George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
God I am bored!
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Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ?
BRAD PITT
Sonic or Knuckles?
SONIC
Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
HOMER SIMPSON
Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
NEO
Terminator or Robocop?
TERMINATOR
Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
TOMMY VERCETTI
Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
TONY HAWK
Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
TRINITY
Bill Gates or A land rover?
BILL GATES
Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
BRUCE WILLIS
Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
BRUCE LEE
Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
JOEY
A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead" zombie?
RESIDENT EVIL
A ghost or a werewolf?
WEREWOLF
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
RATCHET & CLANK
Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
PINK FLUFFY TEDDY
Father Ted or Doogle?
DOOGLE
George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
HEDGE TRIMMERS
BRAD PITT
Sonic or Knuckles?
SONIC
Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
HOMER SIMPSON
Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
NEO
Terminator or Robocop?
TERMINATOR
Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
TOMMY VERCETTI
Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
TONY HAWK
Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
TRINITY
Bill Gates or A land rover?
BILL GATES
Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
BRUCE WILLIS
Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
BRUCE LEE
Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
JOEY
A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead" zombie?
RESIDENT EVIL
A ghost or a werewolf?
WEREWOLF
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
RATCHET & CLANK
Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
PINK FLUFFY TEDDY
Father Ted or Doogle?
DOOGLE
George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
HEDGE TRIMMERS
Edward Norton
Knuckles?
Peter Griffin
Neo in the Matrix, Superman outside.
Terminator - It can run, Robocop can only walk.
Tommy Vercetti
Tony Hawk
Wonderwoman
Bill Gates - He'd outnerd it.
Bruce Willis - He has shifty eyes.
Jackie Chan - Being that Lee is dead, Chan.
Joey - Obviously.
Res Evil zombies take a beating. HOTD die after one shot.
A ghost - How can a ghost lose a fight?
Pink Fluffy Teddy
Father Ted
George Bush
Knuckles?
Peter Griffin
Neo in the Matrix, Superman outside.
Terminator - It can run, Robocop can only walk.
Tommy Vercetti
Tony Hawk
Wonderwoman
Bill Gates - He'd outnerd it.
Bruce Willis - He has shifty eyes.
Jackie Chan - Being that Lee is dead, Chan.
Joey - Obviously.
Res Evil zombies take a beating. HOTD die after one shot.
A ghost - How can a ghost lose a fight?
Pink Fluffy Teddy
Father Ted
George Bush
Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ?
Edward Norton
Sonic or Knuckles?
Sonic, because Knuckles is easily tricked and Sonic has the speed advantage.
Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
I'm going with Peter Griffin. No idea why.
Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
I'll say Neo because he'll find some Kryptonite.
Terminator or Robocop?
Double Knockout
Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Brando because I found Tommy Vercetti easy to kill.
Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Tony Hawk
Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Trinity because I didn't find Wonderwoman that special.
Bill Gates or A land rover?
Bill Gates because even when he loses, he wins.
Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
If he fights the CD, Bruce Willis will cut himself and his shirt will change colour but he'll win. If he fights the programme, he'll lose.
Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
I don't know. It'll be pretty good to watch though.
Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
Joey
A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead" zombie?
Again, I'll say a double knockout.
A ghost or a werewolf?
Hasn't a ghost already been 'defeated' as in dead?
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
I'll say Jak & Daxter even though I've never played the games.
Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
Erm... let's go with the teddy.
Father Ted or Doogle?
Dougal.
George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
George Bush lost to a pretzel so he is bound to lose to hedge trimmers.
Edward Norton
Sonic or Knuckles?
Sonic, because Knuckles is easily tricked and Sonic has the speed advantage.
Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
I'm going with Peter Griffin. No idea why.
Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
I'll say Neo because he'll find some Kryptonite.
Terminator or Robocop?
Double Knockout
Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Brando because I found Tommy Vercetti easy to kill.
Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Tony Hawk
Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Trinity because I didn't find Wonderwoman that special.
Bill Gates or A land rover?
Bill Gates because even when he loses, he wins.
Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
If he fights the CD, Bruce Willis will cut himself and his shirt will change colour but he'll win. If he fights the programme, he'll lose.
Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
I don't know. It'll be pretty good to watch though.
Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
Joey
A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead" zombie?
Again, I'll say a double knockout.
A ghost or a werewolf?
Hasn't a ghost already been 'defeated' as in dead?
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
I'll say Jak & Daxter even though I've never played the games.
Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
Erm... let's go with the teddy.
Father Ted or Doogle?
Dougal.
George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
George Bush lost to a pretzel so he is bound to lose to hedge trimmers.
Kyz wrote:
>trinity(matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Wonder women.Oh yeah
>Bill gates or a land rover
Land rover
>Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Lol
>Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
wouldn't know
>Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
Ross
>A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead" zombie?
Tie
>A ghost or a werewolf?
I'm geusing a ghost
>Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Ratchet and clank
>Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
Pink fluffy teddy
>Father Ted or Doogle?
Doogle
>George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
hedge trimmers
>God I am bored!
I figured
>trinity(matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Wonder women.Oh yeah
>Bill gates or a land rover
Land rover
>Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Lol
>Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
wouldn't know
>Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
Ross
>A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead" zombie?
Tie
>A ghost or a werewolf?
I'm geusing a ghost
>Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Ratchet and clank
>Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
Pink fluffy teddy
>Father Ted or Doogle?
Doogle
>George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
hedge trimmers
>God I am bored!
I figured
Obviously, Windows always wins. It's physically impossible to beat Windows. Just when you think you have, and you're beginning to look smug, it'll just shut itself down or terminate your work. It always gets the last laugh, without fail.
1 = the first option
2 = the second option
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> Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ? 1
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> Sonic or Knuckles? 1
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> Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson? 2
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> Neo (matrix) or Superman ? 2
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> Terminator or Robocop? 1
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> Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow? 1
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> Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman? 1
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> Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman? 1
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> Bill Gates or A land rover? 2
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> Windows 98 or Bruce Willis? 2
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> Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee? 1
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> Ross or Joey (from friends) ? 2
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> A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead"
> zombie? 1
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> A ghost or a werewolf? 1
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> Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ? 1
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> Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy 2
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> Father Ted or Doogle? 1
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> George Bush or Hedge Trimmers? 2
2 = the second option
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> Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ? 1
>
> Sonic or Knuckles? 1
>
> Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson? 2
>
> Neo (matrix) or Superman ? 2
>
> Terminator or Robocop? 1
>
> Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow? 1
>
> Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman? 1
>
> Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman? 1
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> Bill Gates or A land rover? 2
>
> Windows 98 or Bruce Willis? 2
>
> Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee? 1
>
> Ross or Joey (from friends) ? 2
>
> A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead"
> zombie? 1
>
> A ghost or a werewolf? 1
>
> Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ? 1
>
> Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy 2
>
> Father Ted or Doogle? 1
>
> George Bush or Hedge Trimmers? 2
Brad Pitt
Knuckles
Homer Simpson?
Neo (matrix)
Terminator
Tommy Vercetti
Tony Hawk
Trinity (matrix)
A land rover
Bruce Willis?
Bruce Lee?
Ross (he would bore Joey to death!)
house of the dead zombie?
A ghost
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Fluffy Teddy
Doogle?
Hedge Trimmers
Knuckles
Homer Simpson?
Neo (matrix)
Terminator
Tommy Vercetti
Tony Hawk
Trinity (matrix)
A land rover
Bruce Willis?
Bruce Lee?
Ross (he would bore Joey to death!)
house of the dead zombie?
A ghost
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Fluffy Teddy
Doogle?
Hedge Trimmers
Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ?
In the movie fight club they are one and the same but Norton wins
Sonic or Knuckles?
Knuckles, he is red
Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
Peter Griffin fought a giant chicken and won but Homer has a cushioned skull thingy.
Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
In the Matrix Neo, out of the Matrix neither, Neo's sharp wit would cut Supermans strings and they would both plummet.
Terminator or Robocop?
Robocop, he has police backing and they would simply frame Terminator as he is a minority suspect.
Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Marlon Brandow, he is real!
Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Matt Hoffman, Hawk is oldddddd - must be 30!
Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Carrie Anne Moss would get stuck in Wonderwomans cleavage and suffocate
Bill Gates or A land rover?
The landrover would have a windows navigation system and crash, hopefully dragging Bill under the wheels.
Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Nobody knows but both are allergic to water (see Unbreakable)
Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
Chan, Bruce Lee is long dead.
Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
Joey, Ross is a wimp
A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead" zombie?
Resident Evil of course.
A ghost or a werewolf?
Ghost, it is inpenetrable thus unhurtable and the werewolf would wear itself out and die
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
R & C, the gadgets!
Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
The Teddy, it contains starched wool and would chafe Orlando to death
Father Ted or Doogle?
Doogle, he is too stupid to be hurt.
George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
The hedge trimmers are made to cut bushes, not vice versa.
In the movie fight club they are one and the same but Norton wins
Sonic or Knuckles?
Knuckles, he is red
Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
Peter Griffin fought a giant chicken and won but Homer has a cushioned skull thingy.
Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
In the Matrix Neo, out of the Matrix neither, Neo's sharp wit would cut Supermans strings and they would both plummet.
Terminator or Robocop?
Robocop, he has police backing and they would simply frame Terminator as he is a minority suspect.
Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Marlon Brandow, he is real!
Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Matt Hoffman, Hawk is oldddddd - must be 30!
Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Carrie Anne Moss would get stuck in Wonderwomans cleavage and suffocate
Bill Gates or A land rover?
The landrover would have a windows navigation system and crash, hopefully dragging Bill under the wheels.
Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Nobody knows but both are allergic to water (see Unbreakable)
Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
Chan, Bruce Lee is long dead.
Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
Joey, Ross is a wimp
A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead" zombie?
Resident Evil of course.
A ghost or a werewolf?
Ghost, it is inpenetrable thus unhurtable and the werewolf would wear itself out and die
Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
R & C, the gadgets!
Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
The Teddy, it contains starched wool and would chafe Orlando to death
Father Ted or Doogle?
Doogle, he is too stupid to be hurt.
George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
The hedge trimmers are made to cut bushes, not vice versa.
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> Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ?
> Don't know either of them
> Sonic or Knuckles?
> Sonic
> Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
Homer
>
> Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
Neo
>
> Terminator or Robocop?
Terminator
>
> Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Tommy
>
> Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Tony Hawk
>
> Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Wonderwoman
>
> Bill Gates or A land rover?
Land Rover
>
> Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Bruce Willis
>
> Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
Jackie Chan
>
> Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
Joey
>
> A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead"
> zombie?
Resident Evil zombie
>
> A ghost or a werewolf?
A werewolf
>
> Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Jak and Daxter
>
> Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
Pink Fluffy Teddy
>
> Father Ted or Doogle?
Ted
>
> George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
>
> God I am bored!
>
> Brad Pitt or Edward Norton ?
> Don't know either of them
> Sonic or Knuckles?
> Sonic
> Peter Griffin (family guy) or Homer Simpson?
Homer
>
> Neo (matrix) or Superman ?
Neo
>
> Terminator or Robocop?
Terminator
>
> Tommy Vercetti or Marlon Brandow?
Tommy
>
> Tony Hawk or Matt Hoffman?
Tony Hawk
>
> Trinity (matrix) or Wonderwoman?
Wonderwoman
>
> Bill Gates or A land rover?
Land Rover
>
> Windows 98 or Bruce Willis?
Bruce Willis
>
> Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee?
Jackie Chan
>
> Ross or Joey (from friends) ?
Joey
>
> A "resident evil" zombie or A "house of the dead"
> zombie?
Resident Evil zombie
>
> A ghost or a werewolf?
A werewolf
>
> Ratchet & Clank or Jak & Daxter ?
Jak and Daxter
>
> Orlando Bloom or a Pink Fluffy Teddy
Pink Fluffy Teddy
>
> Father Ted or Doogle?
Ted
>
> George Bush or Hedge Trimmers?
>
> God I am bored!
No, not the gel haired boy. I mean the REAL Superman. Christopher Reeve, now he IS the man!
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