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"Unofficial Promo - Elimination Chamber Qualifying Details"

Reaver (Ant) looks a bit rushed off his feet tonight, but the crowd cheer as they see him backstage. He hands a sheet of paper to Jetster, and says, "quick, go to the ring and announce these EC qualification matches dude."

Jetster nods agreement and makes his way over.

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"My Sacrifice..." For the first time in his career, Jetster gets a big entrance pop as he walks to the ring! He smiles confidently and steps into the ring, piece of paper in hand.

"As you know, Reaver (Ant) is adamant that everyone earn their place in the Elimination Chamber match, except for the obvious exception of the champ. Therefore, your first confirmed participant in the EC match, is CAW World Champion Grandprix."

Another big pop!

"So, there are 5 places left, and these will be decided in 5 matches. Reaver (Ant) has done a draw, and I will read out the matches to you now."

"Reaver (Ant) himself...will face former SRW Cruiserweight Champion Stone Edge (Jae17)!"

What a great match that will be, those two haven't been on the best of terms here tonight!

"The legendary Cong Man will go one-on-one with Krusher (Lipe), and his former tag partner and best friend Scotty Dogg (Figo) battles Havoc (Hercules)!"

"And former CAW World Champion Hawk (AfroJoe) will be up against SRW Hardcore Champion, The Jackal (RM18)."

Wow, some great matches there, with a helluva lot at stake!

"Now, you will all have noticed that's only 4 matches...you all know how vocal Anarchy (DW) has been about his chances in the EC match. However, he is suspended, and therefore cannot enter SR Towers."

"But, that doesn't mean he can't fight outside it. So, next week, Anarchy (DW) will be in an EC qualification match. But not any normal singles match...it will be a no holds barred, falls count anywhere street fight, that will take place just outside SR Towers!"

"His opponent?" Jetster smiles wickedly, "me."

*Massive pop*

Oh man!! Anarchy will have to earn his place, next week against Jetster in a falls count anywhere match! It's gonna be carnage!

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Sorry it's poor, didn't have long to do it. So, to confirm:

EC Qualification Match:
Reaver (Ant) vs Stone Edge (Jae17)

EC Qualification Match:
The Cong Man vs Krusher (Lipe)

EC Qualification Match:
Scotty Dogg (Figo) vs Havoc (Hercules)

EC Qualification Match:
Hawk (AfroJoe) vs The Jackal (RM18)

EC Qualification Match - Falls Count Anywhere:
Anarchy (DW) vs Jetster

Thanks for reading, Ant.

I just dont understand the point of mocking something purely for the sake of it?
I find wrestling ludicrous, therefore I dont watch it or go into the forum.
But if someone else enjoys it, who cares?

Mock someone for being a moron because of something they say, I'm just not sure about attacking someone for their hobby.
But hey, that's just me.

Its sport in the same way that dancing is sport.

Its like dancing but with big hairy men instead of small petite women.

hows that for a sweeping generalisation?

Goatboy wrote:
> Right, so everyone criticising this post and the forum has never been
> into anything that anyone else might find amusing?

I said I fail to understand why Wrestling has its' own forum. Surely it comes under the jurisdiction of sport? Oh no, that's right. It's not a sport, it's pre-scripted. Look at all the other wide encompassing forums and what they represent. Then look at the WWE forum and suddenly you realise that it's strange that it has its own forum dedicated solely to it.

Goatboy wrote:
> So why bother to post here simply to mock?

Because it's in the wrong forum. That's one damn good reason.

Another reason? Because I felt like it. Yeah, I felt like expressing my emotions for how I felt about a forum. Hell yeah.

Goatboy wrote:

> So why bother to post here simply to mock?

Because it passes the time.

It's like seeing a woman with hairy breasts, it would be rude not to insult her. WWE is such an easy and welcoming target for abuse.

Thank-You Goatster. :D

Now for SR to delete the topic...or the forum, whichever. {:)

Right, so everyone criticising this post and the forum has never been into anything that anyone else might find amusing?
Post your hobbies, interests, because I promise you there are a few people here that will laugh at you.

If you dont like wrestling, don't go into the forum.
"I dont, ha!"
So why bother to post here simply to mock?

And some people might want to remove their specialobserve profiles before they start laughing at others.

Firebrand wrote:
> I take it then that you bought the Mr Blobby singles, every Spice Girls album...

Heh no.

> watched every minute of Big Brother, voted at every one of the
> evictions and frequently sent in text messages to have them scroll
> across the bottom of the screen of the live show?

Yes. I did.

> It tells me that you didn't need to encourage people to vote for
> Grandprix as your representative...

I didn't. I told them who I was gunna vote for and why. I campaigned, just not in this forum. I campaigned in Sport and WWE because they are both full of people who I'd call respected users. Like Grandprix.

DW wrote:
> I find it ironic that there is a move called the Tiltawhirl Slam.

Heh

I got my name from WWF No Mercy on the N64, stole it from the Tiltawhirl piledriver.

Ant wrote:
> And to be honest I prefer the company. No arguments, no constantly
> insulting younger members - just a cool friendly forum.

Where everyone walks around in speedo's and talks in the 3rd person.