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"Unofficial Promo - Elimination Chamber Qualifying Details"

Reaver (Ant) looks a bit rushed off his feet tonight, but the crowd cheer as they see him backstage. He hands a sheet of paper to Jetster, and says, "quick, go to the ring and announce these EC qualification matches dude."

Jetster nods agreement and makes his way over.

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"My Sacrifice..." For the first time in his career, Jetster gets a big entrance pop as he walks to the ring! He smiles confidently and steps into the ring, piece of paper in hand.

"As you know, Reaver (Ant) is adamant that everyone earn their place in the Elimination Chamber match, except for the obvious exception of the champ. Therefore, your first confirmed participant in the EC match, is CAW World Champion Grandprix."

Another big pop!

"So, there are 5 places left, and these will be decided in 5 matches. Reaver (Ant) has done a draw, and I will read out the matches to you now."

"Reaver (Ant) himself...will face former SRW Cruiserweight Champion Stone Edge (Jae17)!"

What a great match that will be, those two haven't been on the best of terms here tonight!

"The legendary Cong Man will go one-on-one with Krusher (Lipe), and his former tag partner and best friend Scotty Dogg (Figo) battles Havoc (Hercules)!"

"And former CAW World Champion Hawk (AfroJoe) will be up against SRW Hardcore Champion, The Jackal (RM18)."

Wow, some great matches there, with a helluva lot at stake!

"Now, you will all have noticed that's only 4 matches...you all know how vocal Anarchy (DW) has been about his chances in the EC match. However, he is suspended, and therefore cannot enter SR Towers."

"But, that doesn't mean he can't fight outside it. So, next week, Anarchy (DW) will be in an EC qualification match. But not any normal singles match...it will be a no holds barred, falls count anywhere street fight, that will take place just outside SR Towers!"

"His opponent?" Jetster smiles wickedly, "me."

*Massive pop*

Oh man!! Anarchy will have to earn his place, next week against Jetster in a falls count anywhere match! It's gonna be carnage!

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Sorry it's poor, didn't have long to do it. So, to confirm:

EC Qualification Match:
Reaver (Ant) vs Stone Edge (Jae17)

EC Qualification Match:
The Cong Man vs Krusher (Lipe)

EC Qualification Match:
Scotty Dogg (Figo) vs Havoc (Hercules)

EC Qualification Match:
Hawk (AfroJoe) vs The Jackal (RM18)

EC Qualification Match - Falls Count Anywhere:
Anarchy (DW) vs Jetster

Thanks for reading, Ant.

Goaty's an Essex boy? Explains a lot.

Goatboy wrote:
> Yes.
> Come to Essex and do starfish jumps in my living room.

Starfish jumps? You mean Star jumps? Or do you?

:oD

Yes.
Come to Essex and do starfish jumps in my living room.

I'm giving up on humour. All attempts fail :(

Can I help you work off that pent up anger at all Goaty?

So? So I dont like Harry Potter and think adults that read it are retarded, what does it matter?
I don't understand this "But, but!..." that keeps cropping up.

How many times have I said "Christ, dont listen to me"? But every day some thread spins into scopers saying "Ah! But you said...", whilst I sit at my desk in disbelief.

I have my opinions, they are just that, my opinions.
Why do people take them as gospel?

But I like Harry Potter.... and you said nasty stuff about it, which made me cry.

Just the usual rabble of "But Goatboy, you said..." as if they are incapable of thinking and forming their own opinions and seem to pay attention, when I make it abundantly clear not to, and that I have to justify everything I say because drones can't go look at internet porn instead.

I feel like Brian in the Monty Python film, screaming at them to leave him alone.
"A sign!"

What's wrong? Something getting your goat?

*bends over and parts his browneye*

There's your double-standards. And if you look real close, that's how much I care what people think of what I post.
How much clearer can I say it?

Honestly, it's almost like I'm Rev Jim Jones...if only...