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I'm having a party on Saturday but I am nervous that stuff is likely to get trashed by drunken teens. My parents will literally kill me if stuff gets trashed and I wanna avoid it at all costs but I dont really know what to do except hide things of value.

I have over-invited already. I was allowed about 20 but I think about 30 are likely to shop up, maybe more. Also I am wary that townies may try and gatecrash it which wouldn't be too ace. I know it is party and I am meant to relax but I can see myself sat there worrying and supervising drunk people.

I've not had my own house party before so if you have can you offer me some helpful advice people! Cheers a lot guys.

Indeed.

Belldandy wrote:
> So hang on, I really don't get this; spiking drinks is funny, kiddie
> porn is funny and so on ?
>
> No, you're all just warped.

Yes, anything is potentially funny. We're only speaking about it. You can make a funny joke on any subject, but it's a very different thing in real life. For instance, to joke about Hedfix having kiddie porn on his computer is funny because we know it isn't true and it's in general a humorous notion. If it came out that he actually DID have it on, no one would find it funny.

EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Kyz wrote:
> EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Kyz wrote:
> WOOH PARTY! and robin is invited.
>
> Dude you are too kind.
>
> I was looking forward to gate crashing it.
>
> You'd ejaculate before you got to the end of my drive you social
> retard.
>
> Um, thankyou.
>
> I dont want to come any more. :(

Great pun!

Kyz wrote:
> EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Kyz wrote:
> WOOH PARTY! and robin is invited.
>
> Dude you are too kind.
>
> I was looking forward to gate crashing it.
>
> You'd ejaculate before you got to the end of my drive you social
> retard.

Um, thankyou.

I dont want to come any more. :(

Blank wrote:
> Belldandy wrote:
> gerrod!!! wrote:
> WHAT!
> Belldandy made a FUNNY?
> *splurts*
>
> I really don't get the sense of humour here, you're all twisted and
> warped by exposure to the internet...
>
> I really don't get the lack of humour here, you're all twisted and
> warped by exposure to Tom Clancy novels...

But a Robert Ludlum is finished before Clancy even gets going. And Ludlum has the better plots anyway.

Blank wrote:
> Belldandy wrote:
> gerrod!!! wrote:
> WHAT!
> Belldandy made a FUNNY?
> *splurts*
>
> I really don't get the sense of humour here, you're all twisted and
> warped by exposure to the internet...
>
> I really don't get the lack of humour here, you're all twisted and
> warped by exposure to Tom Clancy novels...

So hang on, I really don't get this; spiking drinks is funny, kiddie porn is funny and so on ?

No, you're all just warped.

EL ® ö B ì Ñ wrote:
> Kyz wrote:
> WOOH PARTY! and robin is invited.
>
> Dude you are too kind.
>
> I was looking forward to gate crashing it.

You'd ejaculate before you got to the end of my drive you social retard.

Belldandy wrote:
> gerrod!!! wrote:
> WHAT!
> Belldandy made a FUNNY?
> *splurts*
>
> I really don't get the sense of humour here, you're all twisted and
> warped by exposure to the internet...

I really don't get the lack of humour here, you're all twisted and warped by exposure to Tom Clancy novels...

Kyz wrote:
> WOOH PARTY! and robin is invited.

Dude you are too kind.

I was looking forward to gate crashing it.

gerrod!!! wrote:
> WHAT!
> Belldandy made a FUNNY?
> *splurts*

I really don't get the sense of humour here, you're all twisted and warped by exposure to the internet...