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I'm having a party on Saturday but I am nervous that stuff is likely to get trashed by drunken teens. My parents will literally kill me if stuff gets trashed and I wanna avoid it at all costs but I dont really know what to do except hide things of value.

I have over-invited already. I was allowed about 20 but I think about 30 are likely to shop up, maybe more. Also I am wary that townies may try and gatecrash it which wouldn't be too ace. I know it is party and I am meant to relax but I can see myself sat there worrying and supervising drunk people.

I've not had my own house party before so if you have can you offer me some helpful advice people! Cheers a lot guys.

If any of your mates drink lightly, try and make sure they don't get drunk. We do that at our parties, and it means the near-sober people can tidy the place up a bit and supervise the drunks, ensuring they don't do anything stupid. Put valuables and such in a room, and lock it, put newspaper round the toilet, hide the phone, protect your P.C, and post a lookout for townies and you'll be grand. Some people won't be too keen on staying sober though so you could water down the drinks or stay sober yourself with a few trusted mates. Hope this helps.

Azul wrote:
>
> Hmmm.
> Am I sadistic?

No. I burnt my motel down.

Get laminate flooring then.

Oh yeah, that reminds me, lift the carpets.

gerrod!!! wrote:
> What you should do, Kyz, is spike all the drink with either
> a) memory repressing drugs
> b) painkillers
> c) laxatives

I dont want people crapping on my carpets!

Belldandy wrote:
> Let this be a warning to you all to never go to any part gerrid has,
> or even to let him get the drinks in. Twisted git

>HUMOUR<

I've an idea to rid yourself of the townies.
Forever.

Tell your friends not to come, or give the townies a different day or something.

Anyway, douse the house (haha) in petrol/diesel, and wait with a few matches. You can see where this is going.

Once the whole lot of them are in, throw on a match.
MUAHAHAHA.
Oh, and I advise giving them a different address other than your own home.
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Hmmm.
Am I sadistic?

See the cleverer thing to do is hire a studio or hall or something. That way you can handle unexpected amounts of people.

I once did one that was an open invitation. Friends of friends of friends of friends turned up. Over 500 over the course of the night. But it didn't matter because it wasn't my house getting wrecked.

If things get really bad, then tell the ones you want to stay what your going to do. Then get a neighbour to pretend to be a parent. It gets rid of the neds.

gerrod!!! wrote:
> What you should do, Kyz, is spike all the drink with either
> a) memory repressing drugs
> b) painkillers
> c) laxatives

Let this be a warning to you all to never go to any part gerrid has, or even to let him get the drinks in. Twisted git

*Hides everything*

Um. Where am I?