NEWBIES AND JATS CANNOT VOTE - If you are a Newbie or have Just Arrived today, then you can't vote. Dur. Staffies, Regulars and Notables are all fine.
YOU CAN ONLY VOTE ONCE - This means no changing your vote at the 11th hour. If you vote twice, whoever you voted for first will be the one that counts. I suggest you think about who you want to vote for before you post in this thread. This also means no signing up under another name and voting again - if anyone is found doing this, all of their votes will be null and void, and they may be banned, depending on how stressed I am when this is all done.
NO JIBBER-JABBER - Stop talking. You. Stop talking. At least, not in this thread. There's a whole damn forum for you to talk about the election now, so do it outside, this thread is for votes and votes ONLY. Just makes my life easier. Simply write...
I vote for ______
with the name of the person you wish to elect Notable.
ER, AND ALL THAT OTHER STUFF - No voting for Notables/Staff, no comedy votes, no voting for yourself (you pathetic wretches), no chatting in this thread after the closing date etc. Anything you think will get me annoyed probably will, so don't bother.
You have until midnight to cast your vote, and the results will be made official tomorrow morning when I've counted them all with our official Notable Vote Counting Machine. Have a nice election folks, and remember - vote Arnie!
Oh, its to late.